Spot the idiot

Let's play 'Spot the idiot'...



Sameer Mishra, the little Indian Kid, won the National Spelling Bee. It kinda makes sense that a foreign kid can spell better than the American kids. Hell, I even think he spells better than the President.

Here's how I think the conversation went:

BUSH: "Can you spell 'terrorist'? You ain't a terrorist, Mameer?"
SAMEER: "T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T. It's Sameer and no, I'm not a terrorist, sir."
BUSH: "You sure? Your name sounds like one of those turban wearing-guys. Well, can you spell 'nukelar'?"
SAMEER:"I think it's pronounced 'nuclear', Mr President. N-U-C-L-E-A-R."
BUSH: "No, I'm pretty sure it's 'nukelar'. See, I went to elementary school too."
SAMEER: "Um, okay..."