She will lynch you...

The Hollywood director Jennifer Lynch, daughter of four time Oscar nominee and two times Cannes Film Festival winner, David Lynch, will be shooting a Hindi language Bollywood film.

The film is called 'Naagin - The Snake Woman' and brings back to life the ancient myth concerning the Nag-Naagin relationship.

Guess who's gonna play Nagin. The tranny mess herself, Mallika Sherawat. She will be the fifth actress to play the legendary character of a 'Naagin'. Vyjayantimala, Reena Roy, Sridevi and Manisha Koirala are the famous Bollywood actresses who had enacted this legendary character previously.

Irrfan Khan will also be in this film. He'll play a cop who has been given the task to pin down the 'Naagin' and destroy her legendary powers. Irrfan has a tendency to be featured in Hollywood films, last seen in 'The Darjeeling Limited' by Wes Anderson and 'A Mighty Heart' with Angelina Jolie. He will also be seen in 'New York, I Love You', with Shia LaBeouf, Natalie Portman, Nina Ricci etc.

What was I talking about? Yeah, how Mallika wil mess it up. She's not a great actress, not a good one either. Why the hell did the director pick her? Aren't director supposed to give talented actors a chance? As far as I know Mallika doesn't have an ounce of talent in her other than a gorgeous body.

It's Saifeena time

Saifeena will be heard in the animated YRF's latest production 'Roadside Romeo'. Kareena will be Laila and Saif will be the romantic dog he is.

But that's not all of it, they'll be in other movies together. Is that a good idea? I mean, Tashan flopped hard.

They're gonna be in Sriram Raghavan's 'Agent Vinod' and Rensil D'Silva's untitled film. Now Saifeena has gone ahead and signed yet another film. The film will be produced by Shree Ashtavinayak Cinevision Ltd. "Yes, Saif and Kareena have been signed for a film to be made under the Ashtavinayak banner. It is an action film but the director is yet to be finalized. The film will go on floors sometime next year (2009)," said a spokesperson for the company.

This isn't just any film deal, it's a part of the three-film deal, which Kareena had signed with Shree Ashtavinayak Cinevision Ltd. So, will Saif also be in the other three? Hope not.