Fairly Shiteous

Shah Rukh Khan seems to be promoting everything from toenails to nosehair these days. He's the biggest media whore in the history of Bollywood. Or wait...is it Amitabh maybe? Who cares, they're both whores. Here's a pic of King Khan promoting a fairness-cream for gents. In all fairness; WTF is wrong with u? I hate this being-fair-ideal among us desi people. Accept ur skin-colour people! U make me wanna sharf!

NOTE: Why is a poopie-brown Khan promoting a fairness cream? They should have hired the albino from Haal-E-Dil. Yeah, that Nakuul Mehta.