Fug, Fug and Fab

What the hell is wrong with Priyanka? She looks a mess to say the least. Speaking of messes...Shahid decided it was a good time to pay Priyanka's new look a tribute so he put on the fuggest suit ever.

Lara outshined both of them fug b-listers, despite being on the y-list. Fierce.

Bollywood stars wearing comic prints

Here's a fun feature from Bollywoodhungama.com showing pictures of Bollywood celebs and not-so-celebs wearing their favorite comic characters logos and prints.



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Interesting

Here's the first look at a new film called Chance Pe Dance. The film stars Shahid Kapoor and our newest favorite Genelia D'Souza. Gotta love her! Hope it's a good movie...looks fun.

Go Rani, work it girl!

I've gotta say, Rani is looking good smoking hot, well most of the time. At beginning of this video she's hot. In the middle she turns into a guy, which is not that hot, and all the excitement disappear. Then she turns into a goddess again.

She has definitely worked on her body. Damn!

Child...sit down!

Rani Mukherjee is back and is looking more fug than ever! This is the first look from her new flop Dil Bole Hadippa. She's hurting my eyes. Shahid looks like a princess compared to the beastly Rani.

Party Time

The director of Dostana, Tarun something, celebrated his birthday by inviting the cast of Dostana and their partners. John Abraham brought Bip and Priyanka Chopra brought Shahid. Don't worry people...Pri is not dating Shahid, they're starring in a Jab We Met wannabe called Kaminey.

Never Noticed

I really never payed any attention to Shahid Kapur's crooked teeth until I saw this picture...maybe it's just the angle. Let's not be to mean. The picture is taken at a press meet in New Delhi.

The calendar is here

Here are the first pictures from Daboo Ratnani's over-hyped-2009 calendar. I smell a theme...tacky subjects, slutty actresses and shirtless heroes. Why aren't we being a little creative here mr Daboo Ratfloppy?

How many times have you seen Aish putting her finger to her ear like that? Why does Hrithik want to poke out his eye with a sword? What's up with the footprint on Preity's face? (Actually I have that one figured out...It's probably when Priyanka Chopra walked all over Preity botox-filled career this year). Why is Bobby trying to be the new Elvis? So many questions fill my chicken-brain after seeing these pictures.

Yay

It's always exciting to see Daboo Ratnani's Bollywood-calendars although they're full of tacky styling and some fug actors. Anywho, the launch was attended by a lot of b-town stars! Urmila looks cute but that doesn't really help when your career is in the dumps.

New Years!!!

Sanjay Dutt had a party to celebrate the start of 2009 but I guess most big stars were busy or something beacuse the only people I see are Shahid, Amisha and Esha. Sucks to be Sanjay I guess. Amisha kept it glam while Esha kept it trailor-trash. I'm pretty sure there wasn't any particular theme for the party. Spot Amisha showing off her rich business-tycoon-boyfriend like the gloddigger she is. Just kidding take a chill pill.

Flop

Here are Shahid Kapoor and Rani Mukherjee on the sets of Yash Raj's next film. Nice to see Rani but we all know that Yash Raj films only produce flops these days. I hope this film does something for Rani's non-happening career. We miss her raspy voice.

This one is for you 'fix'!

Makeing it work

Who knew Shahid Kapoor had a bit of fashion in him? Here he is striking poses on roof-tops in Elle man.

Now for the close-ups

Here are the star's of tomorrow. Actually we've been saying that about Shahid Kapoor since that crap fest Ishq Vishq. Indian version of High School Musical if you ask me. And this time the indians did it first. Shame Disney. Anyway's looks like Shahid's tomorrow isn't coming any time soon. I still have faith in Harman Baweja though. Work that monkey-face!

Notice how all the men have greasy hair? I smell a new trend. Or is it the sweat I'm smelling?

Shahid injured?

What? Noooo. Without that pretty face, he wont have a career. He's getting into the "serious actor"-mode again. It's gone so far that he gets hurt during filming. Leave that stuff to the professionals and by professionals I mean stuntdouble. Since he's gonna do it anyway, he has to make sure he only hurts the body not the face.

Tahaan??

Tahaan just premiered. No I don't know what this Tashan rip-off is about. Sounds like a flop to me. Anyways...Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor and Rahul Khanna (Akshay Khanna's less famous but better-looking brother) thought otherwise and attented the premiere. They were probably paid.

Shahid's gonna dance like Justin Timberlake

Shahid have to learn two elaborate dance numbers choreographed by James Martin Kudelka, who regularly choreographs Justin Timberlake. Kudelka will train Shahid in Ken Ghosh’s new film, which is untitled.

Ken Ghosh says, “Shahid and I have been brainstorming over the film’s choreography right from the start. As he plays a performer in my film, we wanted the dance moves to look different from what we usually see in Hindi films. Both Shahid and I liked Marty’s work with Justin.”

Will the choreography still remain Bollywood?

“As far as I’m concerned, none at all. The whole idea of getting Marty is to make Shahid dance like he has never done before,” adds Ken.

Kismat Fugnection Premieres

The 'Jab We Met' rip-off 'Kismat Fugnection' was released last night and here's a picture from the premiere. Good to see that Shahid didn't forget to put on that foundation...So manly. Vidya's earrings are hurting my eyes but Shahid probably loves them so it's all good! He even asked Vidya if he could borrow them for his next premiere.

There was also a all-girls-screening of the movie and Shahid attended the event wearing yellow. Here's a pic:

Cover updates

It's time for some cover updates. First out is Amrita Arora, who's channeling her inner Lara Croft, for Maxim. Me thinks she looks fug. She has no chance against Angelina.



Next up is Amrita Rao. Wow! She's must have had a super make-over, cause she looks hot. She used to be the girl next door, but now she's the girl next door around 5 blocks from here.



Then it's Shahids turn. I'm kinda getting sick of his cute-look. Butterflies and all that shit ain't my cup of tea. But he looks good here. Less cute anyway. Leave the cute-look for the japanese schoolgirls, Shahid.



And finally, it's Sonam Kapoor's turn. She looks fierce and I love the dress she's wearing. She has the potential to be the next Bollywood it-girl. She got the looks, the clothes and the soon-to-come career. I think she will reach sucess in her latest movie 'Dilli 6' opposite Abhishek Bachchan, directed by Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra (Rang de Basanti).

Work It

Here's the video for Move Ur Body from Kismat Konnection. Those horrible outfits turned out quite nicely on video. Shahid's dancing is fierce and Vidya's ass-pouting is weird. Take my advice and keep ur ass tucked in honey. Makes u look cuter and more like the aunty u really are.