The fat kid does paintings?

Hansika Motwani is an annoying little girl...You feel kind of sorry for her because she's never going to be the next Aishwarya Rai. I guess you can't blame a girl for trying. OK now I'm feeling guilty for picking on the fat kid. She's so cute trying to act and look slutty at the same time! Poor thing doesn't have an idea that her govinda film 'Money hai to honey hai' is gonna flop hard. I mean it stars Govinda, Celina Jaitley, Aftab and Upen in one movie....they all have FLOP written on their forheads and combined they'll create a lethal flop.

Anywhore...Hansika is reportedly not only an actress but she's also a painter. Indiafm.com has gotten hold of her crappy yet artistic paintings and I have to say....she sure knows how to mix colours! I'm sure holi with Hansika would be a totally artistic experience. Enough with the bull...Enjoy Hansika's animalistic paintings and look at Hansika's transformation from innocent kid in 'Koi Mil Gaya' to slutty skank in 'Money Hai To Honey Hai'.

Oh hell to the no

Warning. We advice sensetive watchers not to look, since this post contains footage of Govinda dancing. He's doing the robot and shaking his "booty".

I'm not liking what I'm seeing. I've checked out other songs from this soundtrack and it's just horrible. Govinda trying to be hiphop, you know it's not gonna end well.

And the whole Celina and Govinda affair. I don't think she would hook up with him. She's like 30 and he's a senior citizen.

Hanslutika Motwani

Remember that adorable fat kid who played the heroine in Himesh Reshammiya's shiteous movie debut, 'Aap Ka Suroor'? Okay who am I kidding? She was never adorable only fat. Her name is Hansika Motwani and she claimed to be 16 yrs old (I smell bullshit (probably cuz I opened my mouth)) around that Himesh-time.

Anywhore...Hansika has now evolved in to a whoracious butterfly and will from now on be known as Hanslutika on b-listed. Girlfriend has officially stepped in to the ho-zone and her look from the new Govinda movie, 'Money Hai To Honey Hai', just proves it. It's kind of sad to see a relatively cute kid tun in to a tranny-mess-stripper but I guess that's what Bollywood does to you. Enjoy the boobalicious ho in the picture above. When ur done staring at her chichis compare her whore-self to her cute-self below.

Money Hai Toh Honey Hai

... which basically means "I'll give you a lapdance, if you pay me". Or something. Maybe I'm not that good on understanding hindi. Damn, I must have misunderstood loads of films. That's why some movie sucked, like Tashan and Krazzy 4.

Here's a movie poster for the new flick. It looks like Govinda is the pimp and the rest are his ho's. Except Celina, cause she looks like she's gonna kick my ass. I think she's Govinda's bodyguard. Midgets with power needs a tough ass bodyguard and Celina looks like she's straight from Brooklyn. The other chick looks trannylicous. She's probably playing a drag-queen.

This film deals with six individual characters. One fine day, they all get an SMS informing them that they are the owners of a 1000 crore company. However, their happiness do not last long for their lawyer reveals that there’s a loan of 1200 crore on the company and they must repay it and until the loan is repaid, they would be kept under house arrest.