So Wrong!

There's something seriously wrong with these two ladies but I can't wuite put my finger on it. It's sad to see the once queen-like Juhi Chawla standing next to today's slut Celina Jaitley. Wo wrong in so many ways.

Fashion Sisters

Shilpa Shetty and family showed up on the Manish Malhotra fashion show. Manish's bf Tusshar Kapoor and Twinkle Khanna also attended the event. Here are the pics. Manish totally used way to much vaseline on his face.

Golmaal Returns

Here's the title song for Golmaal Returns. Looks like it's gonna be about everyone showing off their skills on a motorcycle. I wonder if Celina can sit on a moving bike and "act", as she calls it. Visually it looks great, but I don't know if the story will be any good. We all know what happened with Tashan.

Taking it too far

Here's Celina Jaitley on the premiere of Welcome to Sajjanpur. Celina needs to sit her flop, over-dressing ass down. Honey, this is a movie premiere not a shooting for Umrao Jaan 2. Speaking of courtesans...that make-up sure is making her look like one.

Kareena-watch

Another trailer out this week is the one for Golmaal Returns. The movie looks quite funny and Kareena Kapoor looks hot. You know this movie is all about Kareena. The only thing worrying about this movie is the fact that it also stars the expressionless skank-ass of Celina Jaitley. I mean that slut can ruin a whole movie. She's like a slutty jinx. I'm watching it for Kareena though.

Celina takes it off

Here's Celina at her part-time job at the local strip club. No, just joking. Admit it, you almost believed it. It's highly possible, cause it's seems like she isn't getting any work lately (other than 'Money Hai Toh Honey Hai', but that doesn't count). She's doing some item number for 'C Kompany'.

Oh hell to the no

Warning. We advice sensetive watchers not to look, since this post contains footage of Govinda dancing. He's doing the robot and shaking his "booty".

I'm not liking what I'm seeing. I've checked out other songs from this soundtrack and it's just horrible. Govinda trying to be hiphop, you know it's not gonna end well.

And the whole Celina and Govinda affair. I don't think she would hook up with him. She's like 30 and he's a senior citizen.

Money Hai Toh Honey Hai

... which basically means "I'll give you a lapdance, if you pay me". Or something. Maybe I'm not that good on understanding hindi. Damn, I must have misunderstood loads of films. That's why some movie sucked, like Tashan and Krazzy 4.

Here's a movie poster for the new flick. It looks like Govinda is the pimp and the rest are his ho's. Except Celina, cause she looks like she's gonna kick my ass. I think she's Govinda's bodyguard. Midgets with power needs a tough ass bodyguard and Celina looks like she's straight from Brooklyn. The other chick looks trannylicous. She's probably playing a drag-queen.

This film deals with six individual characters. One fine day, they all get an SMS informing them that they are the owners of a 1000 crore company. However, their happiness do not last long for their lawyer reveals that there’s a loan of 1200 crore on the company and they must repay it and until the loan is repaid, they would be kept under house arrest.

The fashion police is gonna lock you up

Just watch how the fashion police behind her is about to bust her for wearing that horrendous top. My tip to the him: "Walk slowly towards her and don't make any sudden moves, because that might scare her and she'll just run off." He's a bit late though, which is understandable cause it has been really difficult getting through the crowds of fashion no-no's in Bollywood lately.

FLOP

Shreyas Talpade can't act worth shit ('Aggar') but that didn't seem to stop him from jumping on the producer-bandwagon. The shitous actor has produced some Marathi film and the premiere was filled with z-graders like him. Celina looked as slutty as ever, even Riya Sen managed to look a bit classy standing next to Celina. Amrita Arora was also at the premiere wearing some horrendeous purple dress. I'm sick of her cute-act. Makes me wanna sharf.



Source: Indiafm

Charlie's Angels

Celina Jaitley , Gul Panag and Ishaa Koppikar have apparently got along fairly well on the sets of Subhash Ghai’s film 'Hello Darling'. What? I was expecting really ugly catfights. I thought they would fight over who looks the most beautiful or about how many calories a choclatebar contains. They aren't exactly mathematical geniuses.

Apparently they have so far worked together without throwing tantrums. The film is an action comedy on the lines of 'Charlie’s Angels'. Celina, Gul and Isha play the three spunky girls who kick the daylights out of baddies.

Celina looks kind like Xena in that pic, but with alot more hair.