Chubbying it up

Rumor has it that Kareena has lost her 'size 0'-figure. She just couldn't resist greasy paranthas and malai for breakfast every morning. Yum yum. Or might it be for her new film 'Main Aur Mrs Khanna' opposite Salman Khan? She once said on national television that she can’t do without homemade payah soups and kebabs. I bet she's been starving since they started shooting Tashan. She probably had someone monitoring and whipping her whenever she went near food.

Notice the bitch-face she's making in this pic. She's like "You don't wanna mess with me, cause I'm wearing these hot boots and I'm not afraid to use them" or "Did I tell you to speak?".

Duh

Well the box-office results are finally in and guess which over-hyped movie proved to be one of this years biggest duds? It's none other than our 'Tashan'. I had really high hopes for this movie and that just proves my crappy taste in movies. Poor Kareena.

Another huge surpirse is that 'U me aur hum' starring the fugly ass couple Kajol and Ajay Devgan is going steady at several multiplexes. Who knew people liked watching ugly people running around the Titanic with unibrows covering their faces. Who am i kidding? I want to see the shitty film!

The king and queen of fug are laughing at ur asses for wasting three hours of ur life watching 'U me aur hum'.