Review Roundup

So three movies have been released this week and here are the reviews from Bollywoodhungama.com:

The crapfest known as 'All the best' gets 3,5/5 stars.

The into the blue rip off 'Blue' gets 4/5 stars

Last and maybe least is the Kareena-Salman-starrer 'Main Aur Mrs Khanna' which only got 1,5/5...ouch!

Btw can any1 explain why all the boys in Blue are wearing wet-suits and Lara is wearing a bikini?

The day has come. Katrina is moving on..

It's true. Katrina's moving on, unfortunately not from Salman, but from Akshay in terms of being a hit onscreen couple for some time. She's mostly made movies opposite Salman and Akshay and one with the squeeky-vocied Saif, but now it's someone elses turn.

Katrina is working with Neil Nitin Mukesh and John Abraham and she likes it. She said, “I’ve too much energy and I don’t know what to do with it.” Wow, she's working with people her age. Wonder how that'll look like... on screen I mean, cause she looks young standing next to the old farts that are Akki and Salman.

The impossible has happened

You better brace yourselves people cuz you are NOT read for this. Hold on to your computer screen or something....I actually found a picture of Salman Khan in which he looks...looks....GOOD! YES it's true. Loving the schoolboy look although I think he's kind of not a 'boy' anymore.

Now let go of the screen and go back to sippin on your third cup of tea...

Outshined by the elderly

Karisma Kapoor is a total hottie! I mean, she just gets hotter and hotter the older she gets! Kareena needs to take some beauty tips from her older sister cuz homegirl's been looking kind of busted lately. The pics are from Dus Ka Dum season premiere. Ignore the dusgusting thing in between the hot sisters...

Spare me the horror

Salman Khan needs to go back to his basement and stay there. I can't take the trauma of seeing his fugged-out face after a hard day at work. This'll take hours of therapy to get over.

Seriousness aside, the pics are taken from some promo for season two of Dus Ka Dum. Did anyone watch the first season? What IS dus ka dum? Puzzling...

Who Knew?

Even though we love to hate Salman Khan, he deserves some credit for the paintings he's done of Aamir Khan. Although we're having trouble understanding why Sallu would paint these. What if the movie flops or Sallu and Aamir break up?

Flopash Ghai Opens his fat mouth

Subhash Ghai totally busted Salman Khan. Appearently Ghai was asked if it was true that Sallu arrived late on the sets of Yuvvraaj. Flopash's answer totally gave Salman away:

"The film got delayed due to several reasons. I was keen on making certain changes and that took time. As for Salman reporting late for shoots, all I'd like to say is that he ensures that he completes his work on time, before we pack up for the day. Every director has to be a meticulous planner. If a certain star is arriving later in the day, he should be able to wrap up portions with other actors. If you can't, you aren't a good planner."

So basically Salman Khan is an a**hole...to bad we already knew it.

The Kat strikes again!

Katrina Kaif looked gorgoeus yet again on a press meet for Yuvraaj. That's more than I can say for her fug co-stars though.

Loving It

Salman is one lucky bitch to be dating the goddess, Katrina Kaif. Here she is looking stunning in a puke-green-coloured-dress on a promotionla event for the floppiness known as Yuvvraj. Salman was also there looking a gay midget.

Reunion

Aamir Khan and Salman Khan were reunited in a Ghajini-party this week. How I miss the Andaz Apna Apna days! Both actors look like beefed up chipmunks these days. Sadness.

Drunken Actor

Salman always looks drunk and this night was no exeption. He's such a fug accessory for the goddess-like Katrina. She needs to loose him ASAP!

Hardcore Anti-family man!?!?!

OH EM GEE!!!! Hardcore Anti-Family man? That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time! I'm talking bout the trailer of Yuvvraaj that is finally out (not that anyone was waiting for it). The trailer includes very much fug (Salman Khan), a little hotness (Katrina Kaif) and the corniest lines ever said in a Bollywood movie. My verdict: A flopilicous FLOP!

Crimes of Fashion

Here are some stars looking tired and greasy at the Police Diwali Show. What the hell is wrong with SRK? He hasn't combed his hair in ages. Notice the dwarfs Govinda and Salman Khan bringing the fug to the event. Govinda should be happy that his non-existent career is kind of revived. It's all thanks to that 'Govinda, Govinda, Govinda' song from Sarkar Raj. I wonder what Hrithik is trying to say to Imran. Whatever it is Imran doesn't seem very interested.

New Yuvraaj Shit

Here's a new song promo for the shitty-ass-salman-starrer Yuvraaj. Can anyone explain why Katrina Kaif is looking like a fug aunty in the film? Oh wait, I just figured it out...that's what dating Sallu does to you.

Enough with the superheros!

I'm tired of all these big actors fighting over who's the biggest superhero in Bollywood. After Abhishek's big failure in Drona it's now time for the fuggest actor in B-town to try his luck. Salman Khan will play Veer in a new movie headed straight to a TV-channel near you (I doubt it will hold up more than one day in the cinemas).

First Look

Here's the first look of Yuvvraaj, the much hyped film starring Katrina Kaif and Salman Fugkhan. Any film with Sallu sucks and I doubt that this will be an exception. The film features movie from the boring A R Rehman. All of his music sound the same to me. Always weird songs that are over 8 minutes long.

Sallu is bitching, again. Just cover your ears

Katrina might be leaving the dark side and returning to the light. And with "dark side" I mean Salman. She's gonna work with SRK and Salman doesn't like it. He's bitching about how he doesn't want her working with his enemies, which is SRK, Vivek Oberoi (what has babyface ever done to you?) and John Abraham.

Being a jealous boyfriend is not a good thing. Being ugly isn't helping either. Stop dragging your feet, KitKat. With that I mean tell Sallu to stop clinging to your feet.

KitKat is young and her career has barley started. Time to drop the extra luggage and by luggage I mean Salman. Keep doing your work and don't listen to that fugly bf of yours. U go girl.

Fug

Salman Khan is growing fugger by the day...and I don't even know if that's possible. Katrina needs to rethink her dating Sallu. Even Subhash Ghai is looking hotter than Salman in this picture. Don't get me started on those jeans. Looks like he wet himself and forgot to wash the pants. I didn't know pee could be so colorful though.

Rakhi Sawant is funny

Rakhi Sawant always makes me laugh. Whenever she appears on my TV-screen I just burst out laughing. Here's a clip of Rakhi proposing to Salman Khan on 10 ka dum. Rakhi sure is funny because we al know she's waaaaaay to good for Sallu. Click on the picture above to watch the video.

Melts my heart

I'm so pindu. I just love the pind and everything about it. This pic is so beautiful to me that it even makes me forget my hatred of Salman Khan and the fact that I have to comment om Preity Zinta's bloated face. It's all about love for gao. The pic is from the new film Heroes.