Party for Bollywood's Z-listers

The premiere for Acid Factory brought out all of Bollywood's finest z-listers. I don't want to waste more energy typing about these floppers so I'm going to leave you with the pics. As they say a picture says more than thousand words and these pics seems to scream FLOP a thousand times!



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Hosting the IIFA 2009

So who will host the IIFA awards for 2009? Well, it'll be none other than flopalicious Zayed Khan and the not-even-worth-mentioning Sophie. The pair seems to be all sorts of happy to have been given such an honour. So much so that Zayed decided to pull out his bronzer for the event! Below is a pic of Zayed arriving at the event with his wife and family (sans-bronzer).

Hmm, really? Serious roles?

First, you need some acting lessons. Then you get in line, honey.

Roles with no substance is what Sophie Choudhary does best. But now she wants role with substance. No, stick with what you're good at. You know how it went for Madonna when she tried rapping. Not good.

Now Sophie has turned down offers by dozen. Reason? The characters lacked substance. Sophie clearly wants to put across her cleavage point that characters that do not have any head or tail, that means brains and ass I think, filmmakers should not even bother to approach her for it. Like there's any filmmakers approaching her. Haven't you heard? Rakhi is the hottest slut in b-town and she's getting all roles with substance, she's even bumping Rani on roles. (Not a fact, just something I made up)

You will get roles with substance when you put some clothes on, sweety.

Unseen Pics of Urmila

Work it BIATCH! She walked the runway for Ed Hardy alongside skanks Amrita Arora and Sophie Chaudhary. Urmila sure knows how to out-skank every bitch out there!

Whiteness

Preity Zinta is the type of girls who just can't sit at home and do nothing. She's always out and about showing off her latest haute-couture-purchases. Think about it...when was the last time she starred in a movie or had anything else to promote? It's been like 7 years but you still see her everywhere. She's a hot force not to be taken lightly. Her outfit at this event is kind of fug. I mean the stones on the dress are giving me a headache. Anyways...I can't deny her hotness. Guess who else attented the event...None other than Bollywood's biggest actress ever; Sophie Chaudhary. 'Notice the irony in my writing'.

Note: Why is Preity's BF always pouting his lips? It scares me.

Brown Gums

The music release of 'Love Story 2050' was finally held and it was attented by the stars of the movie and the event also seemed to attract some z-graders. There is something seriuosly wrong with Priyanka's smile. She has brown shitty gums. It's fug. I think the botox injections got a little out of hand. Speaking of Priyanaka, she needs to return her white dress to the hooker she borrowed it from ASAP.

Harman looks like a dorky Hrithik...which is kind of hard to pull off since Hrithik is the biggest dork there is. Sonali Bendre decided to show up her 90s ass and looked classy in a cheap white suit which she probably borrowed from her husband. I don't know why but Sophie Chaudhry decided to show up. Her skanky ass pops up everywhere. I downloaded the soundtrack and the verdict is in: IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Z-listed

Don't ask what this event was about...My guess is that it was some kind of opening. Anyways, whatever it was it sure attracted a lot of z-graders. There was a lot of fake-air-kissing going on between Dia and Fardeen. Fardeen's wife's jeans are hurting my eyes. When Sophie attends an event it's basically a health risk. Her skanky bacterias are life-threatening. We should applause all the Z-graders for having the courage to appear in the same event as Sophie!

Zee Awards #3 (The Z-list)

It's Upen and Sofie...the official Z-list...what more can I say.