HDIL India Coutoure Week

A tired mess looking Hrithik Roshan and most of his family showed up to the India Coutre week. Why hasnt he gotten around to shaving yet? Oddly enough Dia Mirza totally stole the show in her desi/greek goddes dress!



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Party for Bollywood's Z-listers

The premiere for Acid Factory brought out all of Bollywood's finest z-listers. I don't want to waste more energy typing about these floppers so I'm going to leave you with the pics. As they say a picture says more than thousand words and these pics seems to scream FLOP a thousand times!



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Walking the ramp

A lot of stars decided to walk the ramp making the poor designers shitty with nervosity. I mean who would want hot messes like Dino and Bips walking in your creations? Bipasha's manly body will tear through the dresses and Dino's skankiness will force you to put whatever he wore in quarantine. Anyslyt, here are a few pics of desperate stars butting in the world of fashion. Take my tip, and leave it to the models to work the runway! Although Mugdha can work the runway anytime! Hotness.

Fashion

Neha Dhupia and Dia Mirza among others walked the ramp for some random fahion designer. Neha looks Hot that's for sure. Even Dia's retarded face is working it.

Jaane tu... oh, hell to the no

'Janne tu... ya jaane na' had premiere the other day. Loads of old and new celebrities came. Big B, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, the cast ofcourse, Dia Mirza, aunty Vidya, Sonam and Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Tabu, Jackie Shroff and our favortie duckface Rakhi. Some were underdressed and some were overdressed, while other looked like shit. Didn't the get the dress code?

Let's start with the good.

I love Sonam's outfit, it's from Lanvin. Here she is with her papa Anil, looking equally fierce. Just kidding, he's on the okay section. The biker-mustache gotta go.



Then there is Imraan Khan, the star himself. Looking good. Keeping in his pouting lips in for the evening I see. Liking the purple and grey combo.



Big B was looking good at the premiere. Dressing appropriatly for his age. I like the colorful tie, it makes the whole look more interesting. Not a big fan of the Harry Potter glasses, but who cares?



Now, the okay dressed at the premiere.

Imraan's mama (uncle) Aamir Khan was a bit overdressed for my taste. That look has a little James Bond over the whole thing. Bald, short and ears sticking out like that, doesn't he look a bit like Gollum?



Now, it wouldn't be a party without Rakhi 'Duckface' Sawant. Here she is looking duckier than ever. She was looking good compared to what she has worn before. You're atleast in the right direction, sweetheart.



Then it's Genelia's turn. Not good, but not great. Compared to Sonam, she looks bland. The dress looks like something a teenager would wear to her trashy prom. Like the color, though.



Dia was underdressed. It's an outfit you would wear to the mall or somthing like that. But it's okay compared to the worst of the bunch.



Same goes for Vidya. She really needs a stylist. A long black shirt with jeans? What were you thinking, hun? But still not the worst.



And finally, the crappiest of them all.

What is wrong with Tabu? She looks like a ghost. A little make-up wouldn't hurt. And the loose black shirt doesn't make you look thin. Even thought it looks like Vidya and Tabu was wearing the same outfit, I passed Vidya cause she was fresh faced.



Juhi was my idol when I was a kid. I loved her, but what is going on with the hair? It looks like a seagull just flew by and took a dump in her hair. Notilicious.



OMG, I used to think Jackie Shroff was hot a long time ago. He looks like a homeless guy in his finest jacket. Cowboy boots are so Jessica Simpson, which means slutty and outdated. He's sweating too.



I saved the worst for last. Surprise, surprise it's Salman Khan. Looking utterly crappy and outdated. Didn't anyone tell you that the 90's are long gone and it's too soon to call it retro. The hair, the earrings and that jacket. I think I'm gonna puke now. Checked jacket? Really? I thought it was a flanel shirt first, had to look twice. Let me guess what the shirt says; "Being hopeless". Let's just pretend that the u is an o.

B-List Hotness

Even the B-listers knows how to look fierce on the Green Carpet. Retard Dia Mirza was looking ferosh in a chanel-like dress and Ayesha looked super-hot in a....in a...layered tablecloth. Work it ladies!

Z-listed

Don't ask what this event was about...My guess is that it was some kind of opening. Anyways, whatever it was it sure attracted a lot of z-graders. There was a lot of fake-air-kissing going on between Dia and Fardeen. Fardeen's wife's jeans are hurting my eyes. When Sophie attends an event it's basically a health risk. Her skanky bacterias are life-threatening. We should applause all the Z-graders for having the courage to appear in the same event as Sophie!

Spa opening

No I'm not kidding...there was a spa opening and loads of Bollyowood stars were there. Don't they have better things to do than attending random openings? I bet u all the stars would crawl out of their luxury homes for a sewer opening...now that would be a pretty sight. Anyways click on the pictures to see who attended the imoportant function.