Indian Telly Awards

The Indian Telly Awards was held the other night and let me tell you, there were a lot of cheap satin and big hair that night.

Who was there? The only one that I recognize is Rani. Has she moved from movies to TV permanently or is this just 'they needed a starstudded name'-kind of thing? Am I the only one worried about the 6 year-old at the party, isn't she too young?

I don't know any of these people, but they're tacky as a Indian TV party can get. Anywhore, where's Rakhi when you need her?

Check out the pic's and more after the jump.

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Playboy in India?

... it's not such a big deal, really. There were a whole lotta slutty skanks and tranny messes at the "fashion show". Check out the pics for yourself.

From dyke-cut to this?!

This is way worse than that horrible Rihanna-style hair cut she had a while ago. Those bangs makes her look more like the tranny mess she is. And posing in the same photo as Deepika isn't helping either. Here's a close-up on the bangs...

Trannylicious

Here's the trannylicious video for Sherlyn Chopras "Dard something something". Wow, she really can't sing. The only thing she does is talking through out the whole song and she does that really bad. The rest is samples of an old son, which she lipsyncs to.

Censors has been up in this clip with their scissors and they cut this out:

- Close up shots of the bust and the butt have been edited.
- The 'cross' dangling around Sherlyn's neck has been edited.
- Coffee bean and drenched in chocolate visuals with Shaawar have been edited. Censors found Sherlyn's touching Shaawar's body highly objectionable. Only solo shots of Sherlyn retained.
- Visual where Sherlyn's leg is being slightly lifted by a dancer has been edited.

Why not just censor the whole video while they're at it, so we don't have to see this crap every five minutes on B4U Music. Sharf.

Enjoy... or be appalled.

The fashion police is gonna lock you up

Just watch how the fashion police behind her is about to bust her for wearing that horrendous top. My tip to the him: "Walk slowly towards her and don't make any sudden moves, because that might scare her and she'll just run off." He's a bit late though, which is understandable cause it has been really difficult getting through the crowds of fashion no-no's in Bollywood lately.

Is she the Indian version of Madonna?

Let me just walk you through this video and give my toughts. First: who the hell is Sherlyn Chopra? And is that is her singing? If it is her, I would rather buy my album than hers. That doesn't mean that I can sing. When I sing, it sounds like I'm strangling a cat but her voice is like strangling the whole zoo. At the same time.

Gotta give props to Sharon, who was handling the hair & make-up. She made Sherlyn look trannylicious, with emphasizing the forehead with glitter and rhinestones.

This question to Remo D'Souza, the director: What is up with the cowboy hat? You're not in Texas or in 1999 haning with Destiny's Child. You're not Peter André or Jessica Alba starring in Sin City.

Then there is the scene with plastic snow and the guy with a leaf blower. Really hot. Notice how everyone doesn't care. There is a chick in slutty outfits in front of them, and they seem indifferent.

The guy showing Sherlyn how to do the sexy posing on the chair works it way better than her. Work it. She can barely do the moves.

After that we get to the scene where she crawls around in chili con carne. It seems like the dude just poured his left-overs from last nights dinner on her. And then she brings a friend. Notice still who everybody doesn't seem to care.

The last scene looks a lot like Britney Spears' "I'm a slave for u". It's not the first time she does something that Britney has done before. What's up with the cut up wifebeater on the guy? Showing off his pecs, but hiding his flabby abs. Good thinking, I should try that.

Tranny-mess

Oh dear. Someone needs to tell her about that haircut. She looks like a tranny-mess, and that's not in a good way. The hair shows of her manly side. Get some extentions! Britney shaved her hair off and she made it work with some matching tattoos. Do you want to end up like her? Do you, Bipasha? I didn't think so, now go and do something with that hair of yours.

The only good thing I can say about these pics is that the white dress she's wearing in the pic above is fab. It's from Naeem Khan and its got a Elie Saab-vibe over the whole thing. The other dresses makes her look like a tranny hooker. Sorry, but that's the truth.

Credit ot CelebFlicker.com for the images.