Monday, June 16, 2008

Cover updates

Found a lot of covers, most of them features SRK on the front, and I wanted to share them with you. Including my opinions, like or not. *chough*bitch*cough*


Akshay on Gr8

FUG! What is he doing? And what's up with earings? Trying to channel his inner woman? If he's trying to turn me on with that Mowgli-look, it isn't working. And lose the toothpick, that's too Hillbilly for me.

Deepika on Films Today

Deepika looks fab from the neck up. She's like my favorite salad with a side-boob. Just love her. The side-boob kinda ruins the beauty. Nottilicious.

Malaika on My World

Malaika Whorora is at it again. When you don't have a perfume, a movie or your own clothing-line to promote, DON'T whore it out on every magazine cover. You haven't had a paying gig since 'Welcome' in 2007. She's the Lindsay Lohan of Bollywood. In every magazine, but not getting any work.

SRK on MW

SRK is looking good (for his age). Something that disturbs me is the hair, it's to neat and perfect. Like the suit, like the bling. It's okay.

SRK on Disney

OMG, SRK and Miley Cyrus on the same cover. I could have never imagined that, even if they are photoshopped together. I would buy this in a heartbeat.

SRK and Preity on Hello

SRK and Preity photoshopped together, horribly I might add. No, it's to fug to be on the cover. But who cares, when Mischa Barton tells it all to the Indian public about her Beverly Hills mansion. India loves Mischa, with a hint of sarcasm added. By the way, it seems like Zayed's career hasn't gotten him anywhere, so he sells outhis ass to this crappy rag.

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