Party for Bollywood's Z-listers

The premiere for Acid Factory brought out all of Bollywood's finest z-listers. I don't want to waste more energy typing about these floppers so I'm going to leave you with the pics. As they say a picture says more than thousand words and these pics seems to scream FLOP a thousand times!



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Hosting the IIFA 2009

So who will host the IIFA awards for 2009? Well, it'll be none other than flopalicious Zayed Khan and the not-even-worth-mentioning Sophie. The pair seems to be all sorts of happy to have been given such an honour. So much so that Zayed decided to pull out his bronzer for the event! Below is a pic of Zayed arriving at the event with his wife and family (sans-bronzer).

The Kat strikes again!

Katrina Kaif looked gorgoeus yet again on a press meet for Yuvraaj. That's more than I can say for her fug co-stars though.

Hardcore Anti-family man!?!?!

OH EM GEE!!!! Hardcore Anti-Family man? That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time! I'm talking bout the trailer of Yuvvraaj that is finally out (not that anyone was waiting for it). The trailer includes very much fug (Salman Khan), a little hotness (Katrina Kaif) and the corniest lines ever said in a Bollywood movie. My verdict: A flopilicous FLOP!

New Yuvraaj Shit

Here's a new song promo for the shitty-ass-salman-starrer Yuvraaj. Can anyone explain why Katrina Kaif is looking like a fug aunty in the film? Oh wait, I just figured it out...that's what dating Sallu does to you.

First Look

Here's the first look of Yuvvraaj, the much hyped film starring Katrina Kaif and Salman Fugkhan. Any film with Sallu sucks and I doubt that this will be an exception. The film features movie from the boring A R Rehman. All of his music sound the same to me. Always weird songs that are over 8 minutes long.

Mission Whorebul

There was a press event for the comedy 'Mission Istanbullshit' and all the z-listers were there. Remeber the girl in pink from Awarapan where she played a muslim girl in salwar kameez? Well here she is now showing her true colours or should I say her fake boobs? What the toenail is up with Zayed Khan and his busted gay-face? He needs to lay low on the bronzer ad hair-gel. Get a haircut while ur at it.

Mission Istanbul hold on

Wow, this sucks. I hope they bought the rights from the guy that made "World Hold On". This is jus a really bad remix, really bad. Emphasis on the bad.

Cover updates

Found a lot of covers, most of them features SRK on the front, and I wanted to share them with you. Including my opinions, like or not. *chough*bitch*cough*




FUG! What is he doing? And what's up with earings? Trying to channel his inner woman? If he's trying to turn me on with that Mowgli-look, it isn't working. And lose the toothpick, that's too Hillbilly for me.



Deepika looks fab from the neck up. She's like my favorite salad with a side-boob. Just love her. The side-boob kinda ruins the beauty. Nottilicious.



Malaika Whorora is at it again. When you don't have a perfume, a movie or your own clothing-line to promote, DON'T whore it out on every magazine cover. You haven't had a paying gig since 'Welcome' in 2007. She's the Lindsay Lohan of Bollywood. In every magazine, but not getting any work.



SRK is looking good (for his age). Something that disturbs me is the hair, it's to neat and perfect. Like the suit, like the bling. It's okay.



OMG, SRK and Miley Cyrus on the same cover. I could have never imagined that, even if they are photoshopped together. I would buy this in a heartbeat.



SRK and Preity photoshopped together, horribly I might add. No, it's to fug to be on the cover. But who cares, when Mischa Barton tells it all to the Indian public about her Beverly Hills mansion. India loves Mischa, with a hint of sarcasm added. By the way, it seems like Zayed's career hasn't gotten him anywhere, so he sells outhis ass to this crappy rag.

Mission Bullshit

Mission Istanbul had a press meet at IIFA and all the star from the flopilicious movie were there. 80 % of the cast are nobodies so don't pay attention to them. Vivek Oberoi and Zayed Khan were present and it seemed to be very sunny inside the press-room since Zayed couldn't seem to take of his sunglasses. What a loser.

Mission Istanbul

What the fartbutt is this all about??? This is the new song promo for the new movie 'Mission Istanbul'. It stars Vivek Oberoi, Zayed Khan Abhishek Bachan and some z-listers. The lyrics are sooo deep just take a listen. Jokes aside...this video makes u wanna sharf (shit and barf at the same time).

In other news...Vivek Oberoi is going to be in Karan Johar's next venture. It will be directed Rensil D'Silva (screenwriter of RANG DE BASANTI)and will co-star Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor. KarSaif will so take all the attention. Poor Vivek seems so unknowing about this fact.

In lack of interesting news

Here are a few behind the scenes pics from the upcoming shiteous movie called 'Mission Istanbul'. It's bound to flop as hard as Mariah Carey's 'Glitter'. Zayed Khan should've used just a little more foundation and he would have nailed it! I think I'm starting to smell a male-makeup trend in b-town.