Anil is going places

After his success with Slumdog Millionaire...or was it really his success...anywhore...he just laded a role on the american TV-show '24'. He will be a series regular for season 8 and will be playing a middle-eastern rtecher or something. Yay for the stereotypical role! Cogratz man! No if only they would sign madhuri for a role in Desperate Housewives...she could play something we wouldn't expect like an indan housewife who makes curry all the time and wears salwar kameez everyday! That would make me and every american out there happy!

She's still got it

Don't count Madhuri out just yet...this woman has still got it! Look at these new pics of her performing on some TV-show. Lovesit.

Queenie news

I'm so happy that Madhuri is in India! This way we get to see new pics of her flabby self every day! I'm being so mean and I know that her two sons will hunt me down and beat me like the shit-talker I am. The pics are from the Juhu Hamara fest 2009. I don't know what that is...

Slumdog Millionaire Premie Part 3

The queen was there folks! Madhuri Dixit graced everyone with her precense at the premiere of SM. Her looks are fading but her smile is yet intact

Improvement

The queen looked stunning at some college film festival. Gorgeous. Imran Khan is in some serious nedd for a razor right now.

O-M-G!

The Queen is here folks! Bow down!

Madhuri Dixit graced us with her divine (fat) grace at the Kite festival! Nice to see her out and about but not so nice to see her looking like an aunty.

You are NOT Madhuri and never will be

Kareena please stop trying. It's hurting my eyes. Nobody should be allowed to mess with the goddess Madz!

Desperate Housewife alert!

How sad. Houskeeping is all that is left for Madhuri Dixit Nene these days. We approve as long as she's happy. What we don't approve of is bloated faces. Madhuri what is up with your face gurl?!

Rumor Mill

Is Madhuri Dixit Nene set to make a small comeback in Bollywood? And is it going to be in a remake of her famous Ek Do Teen song in Himesh Reshammiya's next venture, A Love Isshtory? Well if rumors are to believe then it's true and we're all doomed. Himesh has somehow managed to hypnotise our goddess in to appearing in his shiteous new film? I have to go wipe the tears off my face. This is a sad day for me and for all Madhuri fans. On a more positive note, MORE MADHURI! YAY!!!

Oh no she didn't!

Why is Madhuri wearing my mom's kitchen things on her head? Mommy is going to be furious when she sees this. You better hide Madz...on second thought...we're tired of your hiding...you need to come back out in the spotlight.

The stage outfits on the Unforgettable Tour are tacky and a bit drag queenish, but when Aish and Madhu performes together in their sarees. WOW! Beautiful. Now that's a show worth going to.

Here's some other pics. Preity's outfit looks really tacky.

The queen will be returning to her throne

Madhuri is back to the movie screen. The movie is called '36-24-36' and it's directed by Meghna Gulzar. According to the rumors '36-24-36' will be an out and out comedy film. As the title suggests the film would be about weight loss and measurements. According to Meghna, Madhuri will play the central protagonist in the film.

Let's celebrate the return of the lost Madhu. Woho!

Dance-Off

Here's a pic of Madz and Aish rehearsing for the Unforgettable tour. Looking sweaty girls! Girls who sweat together stays together (at least that's what I think). Anywhore...it's official Aish just out-hotted Madz in this pic. Sorry but it's the truth. On second thought Aish is looking retarded.

Divas

Here are some more pics from the Big B tour in America...I'm glad to see the girls looking fine. It's been long overdue. Aish is loosing her hotness though. Marrying Abhishek seems to be affecting her looks a lot. Madhuri is looking hottilicious...she should stick to indian clothing if hse knows what's best for her. Work that saree girlfriend!

Madz is Back

Not really but new pictures of her working on the 'Unforgettable' tour have hit the internet. She's not the Madhuri from the 90s but still looks cute...growing old sure sucks. At least she can be happy that her gowing old is not going the same way as Juhi Chawla's growing. Poor Juhi. She's so fug nowadays. Anyways here she is shooting some useless crap for the tour. She needs to hire a new stylist. Her hairsyle is a mess and so is her outfit.

Growing Old Sucks

Here's Miss Madhuri's promo pic from The Unforgettable tour. It hurts me to say this but the pic is fuggity fug. Looks like she just woke up and put on a dress that belongs in 1998. Allt the heroines in this tour, except Shilpa, look fug. I think the tour should be named The Unforfuggable tour instead.

Let go of her hand

There was a press event for 'The Unforgettable' tour which is basically all about the Bachan family and their loyal tails. Aishwariya is looking horrendeous and u can tell form the picture above that Preity does not want to be associated with Aish. Preity is so trying to laugh her way out of this awkward situation where Aish is holding her hand. Poor thing.

I think everybody is growing tired of the once beautiful miss Bachan. Here she is telling a lame joke and being the only one laughing at it. Must say though...Abhishek sure managed to look decent even with the shiny face.

Hotness To The Max

I apologize for the lack of Madhuri posts but I'm sure these pics will make it worth the patience. All I can say is HOTTILICIOUS! There will never be another queen like Madz ever again! Makes me wanna cry.

K to the Jo

Karan Johar's Bday bash was, as expected, attented by the finest of Bollywood. Priyanka and Aishwarya looked hottilicious! I can smell a cat-fight going on at the party. Wouldn't that be totally hot??! Seeing Aish and Priyanka battling it out in a dance-off to the music of Dola re Dola. Ok...why did I ever mention that song? It's shiteous. I never liked it. It made Madhuri look ridicolous and that should be a crime.