Kat opens her mouth

Finally...I thought Salman Khan had put some invisible stitches on her mouth or sumthin. Here's what she had to say about the Akki-Sallu-Kat-drama:

'I've stopped reacting to these stories. Why would Salman stop me from acting with Akshay? Salman has never stopped me. If he had an issue, would Akshay and I participate in an episode of 10 KA DUM?'

After hearing what the Kat has to say...I'd rather she'd shut her mouth.

It-Girl

Sonam Kapoor may be a sucky actress but she sure can look hot. It takes hard work people! It's not easy being pretty...Ask me I know. Enough about me...here's Sonam looking F-I-E-R-C-E on the cover of ELLE india.

Below is a pic of Sonam lookin scary. She can look both hot and fug. Girl is a genious!

Love-Birds Covering People

First of all, did u know that a Indian version of People magazine existed?? Well, I didn't. I guess I should never underestimate indians when it comes to copying american stuff. Anyslut, Ranbir and Deepika are on the cover of this month's edition looking like siamese twins joined at Deep's chin. I see that Deepika's eyebrows are under control in this pic and she looks cute. As for Ranbir, he's a handsome nerd, but there's still something awkward about his face that I can't seem to put my finger on. Maybe it's the fact that his nose is as wide as his mouth...Who knows?

In the article about the couple they speak about how they met and which bollywood star introduced them. I'm guessing it's Rakhi Sawant! She's behind every good thing in Bollywood.

Eyebrows and Tennis-balls

Deepika and Soha Ali Khan played some tennis for some charity thing and they looked sweaty while doing so. There's always been something weird with Deepika's face and I think I finally noticed what it is. It's her damn eyebrows! They're scaring me...if you look to long at them u'll be brain-washed by Deeps. I feel sorry for Soha standing next to those monstrous eye-brows! Don't fret girl! You'll make it!

Kat, Bahoo aur Baby

Katrina Kaif is kind of restless these days so she decided to show her hotness on some shiteous TV serial called 'Baa Bahoo aur Baby'. She just wanted to remind the public that she's the hottest thing right now and she sure managed to do it well. Work it girlfriend!

BFFs

Urmila and her BFF Manish Malhotra attented a Muslin-store opening the other day. Urmila probably took make-up tips from mr busted-gay-face Manish and that's why she's looking as pale as a ghost. He probably let her use his babypowder. That girl looks fierce. Who wouldn't standing next to Manish?

Madz is Back

Not really but new pictures of her working on the 'Unforgettable' tour have hit the internet. She's not the Madhuri from the 90s but still looks cute...growing old sure sucks. At least she can be happy that her gowing old is not going the same way as Juhi Chawla's growing. Poor Juhi. She's so fug nowadays. Anyways here she is shooting some useless crap for the tour. She needs to hire a new stylist. Her hairsyle is a mess and so is her outfit.

A-list slut

Mallika Sherawat is one hot lady! Ok forget the lady part... Here she is promoting here flopilicious new film 'Mugal-E-Azam-Sluts-It-Up'. I'm looking more forward to 'Fugly Aur Pagli'. The slap-fest looks like fun. OK, back to Mallika's boobs...just kidding folks! Looks like Mallika decided to turn her decoration pillows into a dress. Good going girl! It maches with your slutty face.

Oh yeah...bug-eyed Rahul Bose was also at the event. Must be hard keeping those big popping eyes away from Mallika's sluttyness. Who can blame him?

Heart Stopping my foot

According to Taran Adarsh the theatrical trailer of 'Singh Is Kinng' is heart-stopping. It's filled with Hollywood-style action and one-liners from Akshay. Sounds shiteous to me. These comments from Taran are so random and nottilicous. He just wanted to brag about the fact that he had seen the trailer before any mortal could. What an as*hole!

Love again

Just when we had written Aishwarya off she decides to look hot again! She's the queen of our hearts once again! She does it on purpose just to tease b-listed...Cuz u know she loves b-listed! I just can't figure out how she manages to go from fug to hot in days. Sorry for ever calling u fuggalicious Aish! Anyways these pics are taken from the airport where all the stars of the Forgettable tour just arrived. Don't aks me why but Amisha Patel aslo showed up. She's so funny...popping up everywhere like a jack in the box! Awww.

NOte: Can u spot Jaya looking like a witch???

19 days 7 hours left

Brandy is coming back ya'll! This time it's bound to be a HIT! A contdown has been added on her myspace to hype the world! 19 days left until she hits us with something out of this world! Rumors circulating the web indicates that the title of her first single since 2004 will be a Darkchild produced track called 'Right here waiting'. Sounds deep. Brandy is going for a more POP inspired sound this time around. I'm kind of disappointed since I love Brandys more urban ghetto sound! LIST is the hotness. (The promo pic above is new)

www.myspace.com/brandy

Did U Miss Dino?

Well, neither did I but it didn't seem to stop him from appearing in some random magazine though. He's flaunting his body cuz that's all he can do to revive his non-existent career. The 'dating-lara dutta-stunt' didn't bring him much publicity so he decided to whore himself out in a photo-shoot. He's kind of good at it. Come to think of it...Dino is Bollywood's original male slut. He should be called Dino Slutrea from now on.

NOTE: 'Count Dracula' needs to cut his hair ASAP.

Man-Shoulders?

Deepika is the freshness...her face looks like it has been drenched in freshness...don't ask me what that means cuz I don't have a clue. Being fresh can't save u from looking like a broad-shouldered tranny though. Deeps has a tendency to look quite manly sometimes..probably cuz she's as tall as a sunflower (couldn't think of another example). Anyways she need to keep her shoulders tucked in.

For the tea

Vidya aunty is a cutie. She appeared on some radio show to drink her morning tea. Bitch sure knows how to keep her money in lock. Wherever there is something free...Vidya-aunty is there to collect.

Prepare Urself

Cuz ur about to be bombarded with promos for 'Bachna Ae Haseeno' for the next couple of months now. At least until the movie is released and proves to be a flop, Tashan-style. The movie stills and wallpapers for the Ranbir-Deepika-Bipasha-Minissha starrer have been released but u won't be seeing them here. Go to Indiafm.com to see them. There seem to be a lot of shirtless-Ranbir action going on in this movie. Cover ur eyes cuz, who knows, he might moon us again like he did in Saawariya.

Salman Khan must be feeling the competition right now. He's probably crying out loud in Katrina's lap. He should be happy that he can cry in KATRINA's lap though.

The queen is back

OK guys. The wait is over! We can all die now cuz Brandy's new song has leaked! It's called LIST and is the fierceness! Her voice has evolved! All the other RnB bitches need to watch their backs cuz queen B is back! LOVES IT!

http://www.ultimate-brandy.com/audio/mp3/list.mp3

Did someone say this isn't about Bollywood?

Losing Patel

Amisha Patel has decided to drop the Patel and wants to be known as Amisha from now on.

Aunty-Jee out and about

Vidya was at some press meet and signed some mugs. Damn, what kind of miracles a photoshopper can do. Mariah should hire this one, cause he/she made Vidya look kinda hot. It's a strech from real life though, since she looks like an aunty. Who am I kidding? Bitch is cute! Love her. I just wanna squeeze her fatty cheeks and give her a hug. On second thought that would be kind of weird since I'm like a hundred years younger than her.

Now, the outfit she wore. Not good. Is it a rain-coat or a dress. Why is it matched with folded jeans. Take them off. Let's get some Britney-action here. The whole ensemble is horrible, it's just too much. Like the color of her nails, though.

Her mom bought a bunch of the magazine and handed them out to all men that were single. She really needs to get married and settle down. Shahid is barely legal, so she should aim higher. You know what, let me help you Vidya. We'll post billboards along the highway and ads in every magazine. Then you should turn it into your own reality-show. "Vidya's desperate search for a husband. Audition now."

Fug Fuglier

This cover is a hot tranny-mess in a bad way. Aamir looks like a fug elf with his pointy ears and Imran looks like a dork. What is Imran holding on to with his hand? Creepy.

Not Very Tempting

Here are the awesomely boring pics from the 'Temptation Reloaded 2008' concert. Looks like a shiteous show to me. I don't get why the Bollywood stars wear such tacky outfits on stage. It hurts my eyes. Another thing bothering me is the pic where all the stars are holding their arms up. Their smelly armpits must've caused the biggest death-numbers in history. I swear, I could smell that shit all the way to Sweden. Poor audience.