Divas

Here are some more pics from the Big B tour in America...I'm glad to see the girls looking fine. It's been long overdue. Aish is loosing her hotness though. Marrying Abhishek seems to be affecting her looks a lot. Madhuri is looking hottilicious...she should stick to indian clothing if hse knows what's best for her. Work that saree girlfriend!

Fabulousity

Akshay Kumar looked fresh to def on a press meet for 'Singh Is Kinng'. Pink really suits the Khiladi! Kudos to Akki for trying daring stunts (in the wardrobe). Here are the pics showing Akki waving a lot.

After The Airport...

...there was a press meet...the promotion never ends and neither does the hotness of miss Aish. (Or maybe somtimes it does). Below is Aish telling her fuggy hubby that she let out a silent queef.

Miss Smelly

Kajol seems to have a little prespiration problem going on. It's disgusting and exactly what u would expect from her. Looks gross. I can smell the stank all the way to Sweden. I wonder how KjO managed to stay alive standing so close to Ms Smelly. Probably cuz he's a stink-bomb himself.

Let go of her hand

There was a press event for 'The Unforgettable' tour which is basically all about the Bachan family and their loyal tails. Aishwariya is looking horrendeous and u can tell form the picture above that Preity does not want to be associated with Aish. Preity is so trying to laugh her way out of this awkward situation where Aish is holding her hand. Poor thing.

I think everybody is growing tired of the once beautiful miss Bachan. Here she is telling a lame joke and being the only one laughing at it. Must say though...Abhishek sure managed to look decent even with the shiny face.

Red-Hot

Priyanka Chopra pulled herself together and managed to look a hot tranny mess without the 'mess' at the press meet for 'Love Fart 2050'. Harman also came to his senses and decided not to wax his chest for this event. Boman Irani is always fierce and he knows it.

This is how Priyanka should smile! She should hide her black gums and smile a little less than she usually does. As for monkey-faced Hrithik-wannabe Harman Baweja...he needs to hire a new stylist ASAP.

Kill me now

Harman couldn't wait two seconds for me to take a dump so he decided to show up once more. But let me tell u Harman, the joke is on u! Cuz this isn't promotion for 'Fug Story 2050'. Harman is out to interact with kids. Creepy I know. Anyways; What the fug are u wearing boy? U need some serious help with that wardrobe of urs.

I don't get this guy....sometimes he looks good but most of the time he looks like a piece of shit. What's going on?

This is not a joke

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja can't seem to stay still at one place. They just have to be everywhere at once. So annoying! If I see them on one more promotional event for 'Shit Ass Story 2050' again, I'm going to lock myself in the toilet and drop some babies in the pool and name them after Priyanka and Harman. Yup, that's exactly how far I'll go.

Hate to admit that Priyanka is looking rather hottilicious in the pic above. That still can't take away the fact that she has balck gums though. Sorry hun. Keep away from the white shiteous outfits and nighties you've been wearing to events, Priyanka.

Give It A Rest

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja need to go lay down and take a rest so I can rest my eyes from their fakeness. They are so annoying, popping up at every stage promoting their shit-ass flick 'Flop Story 2050'. Here they are at the millionth promotional event for their film. Piggy-chops dresses like a shitilicious hillbilly from texas.

In other news...the film is being released on 2 July in London. Btw...did u know that Kareena Kapoor was originally set to play the role Priyanka is playing? The bitch was smart enough to jump off a sinking ship. Good going Kareena!

Luring the kids

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja are trying to brainwash little kids into buying their shiteous props from the even shitttier movie 'Ass Story 2050'. There is still something seriously wrong with Priyanka's smile...it scares me. Why are her gums black? A new promo for the movie has been released. The voice in the promo is annoying the hell outta me. Makes me wanna sharf.

Chubby is cute sometimes

This is probably the millionth press meet for Sarkar Raj...The press must've ran out of questions by this time. Poor journalists. Aishwarya is looking kind of cute in her suit. Loved her in 'Sarkar Raj' btw. Don't let the cute get to ur head though Aish....loose some weight now! I want sexy not cute! RamGopal Varma is looking Fierce as always. Such a hottie!

Lost Love

There was a time when Rani Mukherjee used to be hottilicious and considered the queen of Bollywood. Well those days a long gone people. The hotness u saw in 'Laga Chuanri Mein Daag' was probably the last hotness u'll see form Rani...unless she taked a look in the mirror and realises what is going on. Start training or whatever Rani! Stop dressing like an aunty! Here she is at some press conference for 'Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic', looking bloated.

This is just wrong

Reinventing is cool but Akshay Kumar seems to have taken it a bit overboard. Here he is at the press conference for 'Sing is Kinngh'. His beard is disgusting and white. I think he forgot to wax his chest....the waxing has almost become a part of Akki. Maybe he's just channeling his innner hairy sikh...who knoew...whatever it is, the beard needs to go NOW!

Unforgettable press meet

Aish is looking hot...I don't get it! So confusing. Big B needs to trim the white nose-hair already! It's disgusting.

Mission Bullshit

Mission Istanbul had a press meet at IIFA and all the star from the flopilicious movie were there. 80 % of the cast are nobodies so don't pay attention to them. Vivek Oberoi and Zayed Khan were present and it seemed to be very sunny inside the press-room since Zayed couldn't seem to take of his sunglasses. What a loser.