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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL U NERDS From Sherlyn Chopra and B-listed!!!!!

Separated At Birth

Left: Sherlyn Chopra Right: Amy Winehouse

On different continents, but still they come together in their sluttyness/crackheadness.

Love to hate

Move over Rakhi! Here's the girl we love to hate. Sherlyn Chopra's doing her best impersonation of a mannequin. Really good, someone should offer her a role of a stiff doll. She would do great in an Indian version of "The Bride of Chuckie".

That outfit is a bit 90's, you know. A bit Aaliyah (RIP), but even she wouldn't wear that now. Like "i-wore-this-to-i-rave-and-i-can't-remember-what-happened-because-i-took-a-blue-mint-a-guy-offered-me-and-then-i-came-here". And her shoes! Don't look at them, cause they'll poke your eyes out just by looking at them. The pointy shoes of doom is a sign that the end of the world is near! It's evil! Run!

She's posing with the Indian Criss Angel (magician) and the both look outdated. Ugesh Sarcar attemts to spellbind a camer guy to photoshop his pictures before publishing them , but fails miserably cause he still looks like shit.

Trannylicious

Here's the trannylicious video for Sherlyn Chopras "Dard something something". Wow, she really can't sing. The only thing she does is talking through out the whole song and she does that really bad. The rest is samples of an old son, which she lipsyncs to.

Censors has been up in this clip with their scissors and they cut this out:

- Close up shots of the bust and the butt have been edited.
- The 'cross' dangling around Sherlyn's neck has been edited.
- Coffee bean and drenched in chocolate visuals with Shaawar have been edited. Censors found Sherlyn's touching Shaawar's body highly objectionable. Only solo shots of Sherlyn retained.
- Visual where Sherlyn's leg is being slightly lifted by a dancer has been edited.

Why not just censor the whole video while they're at it, so we don't have to see this crap every five minutes on B4U Music. Sharf.

Enjoy... or be appalled.

Is she the Indian version of Madonna?

Let me just walk you through this video and give my toughts. First: who the hell is Sherlyn Chopra? And is that is her singing? If it is her, I would rather buy my album than hers. That doesn't mean that I can sing. When I sing, it sounds like I'm strangling a cat but her voice is like strangling the whole zoo. At the same time.

Gotta give props to Sharon, who was handling the hair & make-up. She made Sherlyn look trannylicious, with emphasizing the forehead with glitter and rhinestones.

This question to Remo D'Souza, the director: What is up with the cowboy hat? You're not in Texas or in 1999 haning with Destiny's Child. You're not Peter André or Jessica Alba starring in Sin City.

Then there is the scene with plastic snow and the guy with a leaf blower. Really hot. Notice how everyone doesn't care. There is a chick in slutty outfits in front of them, and they seem indifferent.

The guy showing Sherlyn how to do the sexy posing on the chair works it way better than her. Work it. She can barely do the moves.

After that we get to the scene where she crawls around in chili con carne. It seems like the dude just poured his left-overs from last nights dinner on her. And then she brings a friend. Notice still who everybody doesn't seem to care.

The last scene looks a lot like Britney Spears' "I'm a slave for u". It's not the first time she does something that Britney has done before. What's up with the cut up wifebeater on the guy? Showing off his pecs, but hiding his flabby abs. Good thinking, I should try that.