Inglorious Mallika

If I look up the word 'elegant' in a dictionary this picture of Mallika will show up. With a huge X over it! She's one classy lady. Always making the right choice of clothing. Mallika Sherawat showed up to the premier of Inglorious Basterds wearing this.

For safety precaution I advice pregnant women and old people with weak hearts not to look. And put your shades on cause this might hurt your eyes.

Well, I can say I needed a little skankyness since Rakhi decided to get married on TV. That shit was cheesy, fake and made me wanna throw up ever 5 minutes.

Someone who was working the red carpet was Angelina. Now you don't mess with that.

Hot Mess

Hrithik and his meting-faced-wife also walked the ramp just to scare the living daylights out of the audience. Hirthik need to let go of the hobo-look and Suzanne needs to...I don't know what she can do to stop her face from melting...She's a lost cause. Anyineedtobemoreniceway...she is kind of cute in a weird way.

F-U-G

After Marjaani I kind of thought Kareena always looked that good but seeing these pics just gave me a wake-up call. Kareena likes to fug it up every now and then and that's just something we're going to have to live with...

Ooooh I forgot!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL U NERDS From Sherlyn Chopra and B-listed!!!!!

Is That You Hrithik?

What's up with Hrithik's hair these days? Well here's your answer. The pic is taken from a concert for humanity. Not a very good look mr Roshan!

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

...Who's the fuggest of them all? Here's your answer ^

NOTE: The pic is from some random flopilicious album launch. Seems like the Bollywood stars are willing to launch anything these days.

Speaking of hiding...

Here's one bloated tranny-mess who shouldn't have left her basement. Please go back to your hiding Raveena and let us remember you in the sweet 90s.

Trannylicious

Here's the trannylicious video for Sherlyn Chopras "Dard something something". Wow, she really can't sing. The only thing she does is talking through out the whole song and she does that really bad. The rest is samples of an old son, which she lipsyncs to.

Censors has been up in this clip with their scissors and they cut this out:

- Close up shots of the bust and the butt have been edited.
- The 'cross' dangling around Sherlyn's neck has been edited.
- Coffee bean and drenched in chocolate visuals with Shaawar have been edited. Censors found Sherlyn's touching Shaawar's body highly objectionable. Only solo shots of Sherlyn retained.
- Visual where Sherlyn's leg is being slightly lifted by a dancer has been edited.

Why not just censor the whole video while they're at it, so we don't have to see this crap every five minutes on B4U Music. Sharf.

Enjoy... or be appalled.

On the cover of Vogue India

I dont' know who they are, supposedly some actresses from tv soaps. I don't follow any soaps. Well, I do. But it's only one (Kya Dil Mein Hai) and it's because my mother and my sister watches it. Anyway, this cover is fug. The one on the left works for me, love the dress. Otherwise ugly dresses and awkward poses.

Vogue India has to step their game up for the covers. Make it fierce. I want beautiful pictures and they need to keep it indian. The Dita cover for L'Officiel is more indian than this one.

King of FUG

ShahRukh Khan is in Australia doing I don't know what. Karan Johar probably knows though. Anyways I think he forgot to bring Karan with him cuz I know that mr Johar would never allow his hero going out looking like the King of Fugs. Where is Karan when we need him?

Vintage Aish

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