Inglorious Mallika

If I look up the word 'elegant' in a dictionary this picture of Mallika will show up. With a huge X over it! She's one classy lady. Always making the right choice of clothing. Mallika Sherawat showed up to the premier of Inglorious Basterds wearing this.

For safety precaution I advice pregnant women and old people with weak hearts not to look. And put your shades on cause this might hurt your eyes.

Well, I can say I needed a little skankyness since Rakhi decided to get married on TV. That shit was cheesy, fake and made me wanna throw up ever 5 minutes.

Someone who was working the red carpet was Angelina. Now you don't mess with that.

You know she's hot.

Riya Sen is one of those hot girls that will never make it big in Bollywood and everybody knows it. All she can do to gain some attention is wearing neon-coloured clothes to shiteous parties. Well, it sure is working Riya since you are now on B-listed.

Trannylicious

Here's the trannylicious video for Sherlyn Chopras "Dard something something". Wow, she really can't sing. The only thing she does is talking through out the whole song and she does that really bad. The rest is samples of an old son, which she lipsyncs to.

Censors has been up in this clip with their scissors and they cut this out:

- Close up shots of the bust and the butt have been edited.
- The 'cross' dangling around Sherlyn's neck has been edited.
- Coffee bean and drenched in chocolate visuals with Shaawar have been edited. Censors found Sherlyn's touching Shaawar's body highly objectionable. Only solo shots of Sherlyn retained.
- Visual where Sherlyn's leg is being slightly lifted by a dancer has been edited.

Why not just censor the whole video while they're at it, so we don't have to see this crap every five minutes on B4U Music. Sharf.

Enjoy... or be appalled.

On the cover of Vogue India

I dont' know who they are, supposedly some actresses from tv soaps. I don't follow any soaps. Well, I do. But it's only one (Kya Dil Mein Hai) and it's because my mother and my sister watches it. Anyway, this cover is fug. The one on the left works for me, love the dress. Otherwise ugly dresses and awkward poses.

Vogue India has to step their game up for the covers. Make it fierce. I want beautiful pictures and they need to keep it indian. The Dita cover for L'Officiel is more indian than this one.

Shocking!

I'm going to have to take my comment back about Aish never being able to look bad. Here she is not looking bad but shiteous. I think I feel a tear coming down my cheek. Sadilicious. It's all that fugly bitch Abhishek's fault. His uglyness must have affected poor unknowing Aish. This is the first and last time I'm ever looking at this picture.