What not to wear

Don't look straight in to Jia's necklace, it'll curse you. There's too much of everything here. She should have gone with a simple dress to the bling or removed the bling and focus on the dress. you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Yawn, I forgot her.

Forgot to mention Aamir's wife was at the premiere. Standing next to her girlfriends she looks good, but boring. She has a nice figure, but she insist on looking dull all the time. And wearing the same glasses as Big B doesn't help. Only Amitabh can pull it off wearing those ugly glasses. It look like they are going to the prom and they had no dates, so they went with each other. A boring bunch.

Then there is this, the even more boring bunch:



Where's the shoes, hun? Did someone steal them? You're not poor, cause you're married to Aamir and he's a rich bitch.

OMG, she wore the same dress

It's a catastrophe... How dare she! Now, let's cool down a bit here.

It's okay, but prettier on Preity. Well, I don't think this is going to help your career Amisha. Wearing the same dress Preity wore in Vouge. You're just gonna get classified as a copycat b-lister, if you keep up with that. Maybe this isn't your fault. Let's blame the Seventeen people. They've got nothing on Vouge and copies everything in their way.

The fashion police is gonna lock you up

Just watch how the fashion police behind her is about to bust her for wearing that horrendous top. My tip to the him: "Walk slowly towards her and don't make any sudden moves, because that might scare her and she'll just run off." He's a bit late though, which is understandable cause it has been really difficult getting through the crowds of fashion no-no's in Bollywood lately.