Inglorious Mallika

If I look up the word 'elegant' in a dictionary this picture of Mallika will show up. With a huge X over it! She's one classy lady. Always making the right choice of clothing. Mallika Sherawat showed up to the premier of Inglorious Basterds wearing this.

For safety precaution I advice pregnant women and old people with weak hearts not to look. And put your shades on cause this might hurt your eyes.

Well, I can say I needed a little skankyness since Rakhi decided to get married on TV. That shit was cheesy, fake and made me wanna throw up ever 5 minutes.

Someone who was working the red carpet was Angelina. Now you don't mess with that.

Fashionable Premiere

Here are the pics from the premiere of Fashion. The ladies sure brought the glamour to the premiere! Props to Kangana for looking hot and keeping those messy curls under control!

Now to the jokes of the night

Sonam Kapoor is taking her fashion sense way to far in to the 80s. No Sonam, you're NOT to fashion forward for us regular people. You're simply fug this night. And judging from the pic below you know how to laugh at yourself when necessary. Prianka, please hide your black gums! They're hurting my eyes!

Now for the close-ups

Here are the star's of tomorrow. Actually we've been saying that about Shahid Kapoor since that crap fest Ishq Vishq. Indian version of High School Musical if you ask me. And this time the indians did it first. Shame Disney. Anyway's looks like Shahid's tomorrow isn't coming any time soon. I still have faith in Harman Baweja though. Work that monkey-face!

Notice how all the men have greasy hair? I smell a new trend. Or is it the sweat I'm smelling?

Drona Premiere

Priyanka Chopra is the hotness. Cute dress! Looks like someone has been going through Mallika Sherawat's wardrobe! I want to thank Priyanka for bringing the slut factor to the Drona premiere. I felt that something was missing until I saw the skanky dress. Yummy. Now on to Arjun Rampal. What is wrong with you boy? Arjun is not taking care of modelesque face. Don't mess with God's creations and wipe that dirt and sweat (probably left-overs from Rock On) off yout face. And what in Rakhi Sawant's name is that greasy mess on Arjun's hair? Yuck

I love the picture below. Looks like miss know-it-all, Jaya Bachan, is giving Priyanka a hard time for wearing that sluttylicious dress. Don't listen to her Prii! Keep rocking those short-short dresses.

Drona Premiere

Forget all the things I've ever said about Preity being a bloated mess. I'm officialy taking it back. At least for today. Preity Zinta is looking hot to a point where my computer screen is melting. The Drona premiere is giving me the chills. In a good way that is. All the hot Bollywood stars are like an overdose for me. I have to go wipe the foam coming from my mouth.

Taking it too far

Here's Celina Jaitley on the premiere of Welcome to Sajjanpur. Celina needs to sit her flop, over-dressing ass down. Honey, this is a movie premiere not a shooting for Umrao Jaan 2. Speaking of courtesans...that make-up sure is making her look like one.

Tahaan??

Tahaan just premiered. No I don't know what this Tashan rip-off is about. Sounds like a flop to me. Anyways...Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor and Rahul Khanna (Akshay Khanna's less famous but better-looking brother) thought otherwise and attented the premiere. They were probably paid.

Batman Returns

Batman returns everywhere...even in India. Imran Khan and fug girlfriend showed up to the premiere of late Heath Ledger's latest film 'Return of the dark knight'. The girlfriend thought that wearing a white trashbag would cover up her fugness, but she was obviously mistaken.

Kismat Fugnection Premieres

The 'Jab We Met' rip-off 'Kismat Fugnection' was released last night and here's a picture from the premiere. Good to see that Shahid didn't forget to put on that foundation...So manly. Vidya's earrings are hurting my eyes but Shahid probably loves them so it's all good! He even asked Vidya if he could borrow them for his next premiere.

There was also a all-girls-screening of the movie and Shahid attended the event wearing yellow. Here's a pic:

Aamir, her eyes are up there

I know you have a boring wife, but Rakhi? No, bad Aamir. Bad.

Yawn, I forgot her.

Forgot to mention Aamir's wife was at the premiere. Standing next to her girlfriends she looks good, but boring. She has a nice figure, but she insist on looking dull all the time. And wearing the same glasses as Big B doesn't help. Only Amitabh can pull it off wearing those ugly glasses. It look like they are going to the prom and they had no dates, so they went with each other. A boring bunch.

Then there is this, the even more boring bunch:



Where's the shoes, hun? Did someone steal them? You're not poor, cause you're married to Aamir and he's a rich bitch.

Jaane tu... oh, hell to the no

'Janne tu... ya jaane na' had premiere the other day. Loads of old and new celebrities came. Big B, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, the cast ofcourse, Dia Mirza, aunty Vidya, Sonam and Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Tabu, Jackie Shroff and our favortie duckface Rakhi. Some were underdressed and some were overdressed, while other looked like shit. Didn't the get the dress code?

Let's start with the good.

I love Sonam's outfit, it's from Lanvin. Here she is with her papa Anil, looking equally fierce. Just kidding, he's on the okay section. The biker-mustache gotta go.



Then there is Imraan Khan, the star himself. Looking good. Keeping in his pouting lips in for the evening I see. Liking the purple and grey combo.



Big B was looking good at the premiere. Dressing appropriatly for his age. I like the colorful tie, it makes the whole look more interesting. Not a big fan of the Harry Potter glasses, but who cares?



Now, the okay dressed at the premiere.

Imraan's mama (uncle) Aamir Khan was a bit overdressed for my taste. That look has a little James Bond over the whole thing. Bald, short and ears sticking out like that, doesn't he look a bit like Gollum?



Now, it wouldn't be a party without Rakhi 'Duckface' Sawant. Here she is looking duckier than ever. She was looking good compared to what she has worn before. You're atleast in the right direction, sweetheart.



Then it's Genelia's turn. Not good, but not great. Compared to Sonam, she looks bland. The dress looks like something a teenager would wear to her trashy prom. Like the color, though.



Dia was underdressed. It's an outfit you would wear to the mall or somthing like that. But it's okay compared to the worst of the bunch.



Same goes for Vidya. She really needs a stylist. A long black shirt with jeans? What were you thinking, hun? But still not the worst.



And finally, the crappiest of them all.

What is wrong with Tabu? She looks like a ghost. A little make-up wouldn't hurt. And the loose black shirt doesn't make you look thin. Even thought it looks like Vidya and Tabu was wearing the same outfit, I passed Vidya cause she was fresh faced.



Juhi was my idol when I was a kid. I loved her, but what is going on with the hair? It looks like a seagull just flew by and took a dump in her hair. Notilicious.



OMG, I used to think Jackie Shroff was hot a long time ago. He looks like a homeless guy in his finest jacket. Cowboy boots are so Jessica Simpson, which means slutty and outdated. He's sweating too.



I saved the worst for last. Surprise, surprise it's Salman Khan. Looking utterly crappy and outdated. Didn't anyone tell you that the 90's are long gone and it's too soon to call it retro. The hair, the earrings and that jacket. I think I'm gonna puke now. Checked jacket? Really? I thought it was a flanel shirt first, had to look twice. Let me guess what the shirt says; "Being hopeless". Let's just pretend that the u is an o.

FLOP

Shreyas Talpade can't act worth shit ('Aggar') but that didn't seem to stop him from jumping on the producer-bandwagon. The shitous actor has produced some Marathi film and the premiere was filled with z-graders like him. Celina looked as slutty as ever, even Riya Sen managed to look a bit classy standing next to Celina. Amrita Arora was also at the premiere wearing some horrendeous purple dress. I'm sick of her cute-act. Makes me wanna sharf.



Source: Indiafm

Why?

Why did so many stars feel the need to show up to the premiere of Haal-E-Dil? I feel sorry for the actors in the movie for seing all the stars faces watching their debut movie. Kangana looks ok and Mahima looks OLD!

New Kids On The Block

The premiere of 'Mere Baap Pehle Aap' was filled with newcomers. They all look like future b-graders but one of them stands out in the crowd. I'm talking about Genelia D'Souza. She's looking fierce. Not the new Deepika but on her way. Jackie Shroff is scaring me. I'm not going to comment on him cuz I know he's watching us. HIDE!

Jaya looks fierce

Jaya has stepped her game up. She looked good at the premier of Sarkar Raj at IIFA 2008. Big improvement since Cannes. Jaya looked like a giant pea then, the green kind not the black eyed ones. Now she loke like a peach, but a beautiful peach.

Premier of Sarkar Raj

Sarkar Raj opened this friday and of course the stars of the film was there. Aish was looking okay, not great but okay. Here are some pics of Aish and Abhi from the premier of Sarkar Raj at IIFA 2008.