Launch of new MTV India

Bipasha Basu, Mughda Godse and Ajay Devgn all showed up to reveal the new look of MTV india. Ajay needs to put those flared jeans and tight t-shirts back in the closed cuz that's where they belong. I doubt they're ready to come out yet.

Man these ppl have parties for every occasion. I heard the next big party to be at is Amitabh celebrating his 2 millionth visit to the toilet.

GQ man of the year

Here's the cover of GQ's latest edition. To answer your question: Katrina is on the cover because she's the GQ woman of the year.

Bachans and Khans at GQ awards

The good part: Some of Bollywood's biggest 'khandaans' came out from their luxury villas to attend the GQ Man of The Years awards. The sad part: Most of them looked a mess. What the frikkity frikk is up with Saif's hair and Abhisheks suit? Lets not even mention Dino Morea's toothless look and Katrina's cheap satin dress. Ugh, go home people! You are hurting my poor eyes!

The sluttilicious Malaika Arora Khan gets the a stamp of approval from B-lsited for looking the best!




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Kangana with Big B?

It's rumored that our favorite doorstopper Kangana has landed a role opposite Amitabh Bachchan aka Big B aka wholelottabullshit. That's really good news for Kangana as she is gettin more recognition for her acting, she's more than a pretty face y'all (hint: Bipasha, Katrina and Kareena).

Kangana, you know we love you. You go girl (doing cheerleading moves). You.. go.. girl.. you.. go.. okay that's enough. Mom's looking at me like I'm a weirdo.

Big B's new wax-do

Here's Amitabh Bachan's new wax figure in Madame Tussauds. I don't understand why they needed a new one but oh well...I guess people just can't get enough of him.

A message from the Bachans

More Dramz from IIFA 2009

We heard that Kareena had a hard time finding a place where she didn't have to stand next to Big B until Preity dragged her a few spots aways from Amitabh. Kareena's just looking out for her sis ya'll.

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 5

And now for the topless batch...man these item-girls are some sluts. Ameesha Patel has totally lost it since Lazy lamhe...the clothes just keep getting smaller. Kunal Kapoor is definetely ready to take a dump.

Enough is enough

As we havn't had enough of the Bachans already! Now the stuck-up family is releasing some sort of book or DVD collection, titled Bachanalia, celebrating the dull and angry life of Amitabh Bachan. Homegirl needs to retire already! Of course the whole Bachan khandaan were there to pay support to the elderly. Abhishek even cut his hair and his twin brother, sorry sister, wore some silver make-up to the occasion. Oh! How could I forget? Amir Khan was also there to kiss some elderly ass.

Rann - A news story...

I dont't know where people come up with the titles of their flopalicious films. And is it really necessary to have an eglish tagline tied to each title? Anaways...RamGopal Varma has just announced the starcast of his next directional venture titles Rann. That's a funny ass title, although I don't know what it means. I'm happy to inform you guys that RGV is bringing one my favorite queens Manisha Koirala back in the film! The other starcast includes; Amitabh Bachan, Riteish Deshmukh, Paresh Rawal, Gul Panag, Raima Sen and Rajpal Yadav. The movie is about some news-channel or something like that. Sounds floppy.

This is a joke. Right?!

Amitabh is not just going to sit around while every loser director in Bollywood gets his/her own talk show. Big B wants to joing the trend and is going to release something calleb Big B's Den. I mean, can it get any more stupid? The first (and probably only) guests on the show are none other than Abhishek and Aish. Surprise! I have a feeling that those two love-birds will be recurring guests on the show.

Adressing shiteous rumors

OK, so media has been reporting that Arjun Rampal's acting is superb in The Last Lear (You know the new movie with Amitabh Bachan and Preity Zinta). First of all, since when did Arjun start acting? Nobody told me anything. I'm always the last person to know anything. Second of all; HA. HA. HA.

Those media guys can be so funny sometimes.

Bahu ho to aisi

Except maybe the bahu could change her clothes. Jaya Bachan is probably telling Aish how proud she is of her that she has the courage to look like trash in front of Big B. You know Amitabh is going to tell Abhishek that he is adopted and send him away to London for letting Aish wear this fug outfit. Nobody messes with the Big B we all learned that from K3G. 'Keh diya na..'

Clash of the fugs

Aamir Khan and Amitabh Bachan's new films 'Ghajini' and 'Alladin' will now be released on the same date. I smell catfight. The films are being released on december 25th. Some lucky bitches have seen a screening of 'Ghajini' and are totally amazed by it. Amitabh must be shitting his pants right now. Who do u think will win this fight between two arrogant tranny-messes?

Anyfug, the picture above shows the effect of a Amitabh Bachan fart.

Fat heroines and Sparkly heroes

Here are some pics from the fug tour known as 'Unforgettable'. To sum it all up...it's just an excuse for all the boys to wear sparkly clothes with rainbows on. Look at Abhishek's jacket...poor chap probably has no idea what the rainbow symoblises...Or maybe he does..Aish is not going to be happy about this.

Let go of her hand

There was a press event for 'The Unforgettable' tour which is basically all about the Bachan family and their loyal tails. Aishwariya is looking horrendeous and u can tell form the picture above that Preity does not want to be associated with Aish. Preity is so trying to laugh her way out of this awkward situation where Aish is holding her hand. Poor thing.

I think everybody is growing tired of the once beautiful miss Bachan. Here she is telling a lame joke and being the only one laughing at it. Must say though...Abhishek sure managed to look decent even with the shiny face.

Talisman trailer

Here's the trailer for Amitabh's latest movie 'Talisman'. There isn't much I can comment on, since it's so short. It looks interesting, but I dont' like the design of the djinn (genie). It could look more evil and scarier. Check it out.

Jaane tu... oh, hell to the no

'Janne tu... ya jaane na' had premiere the other day. Loads of old and new celebrities came. Big B, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, the cast ofcourse, Dia Mirza, aunty Vidya, Sonam and Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Tabu, Jackie Shroff and our favortie duckface Rakhi. Some were underdressed and some were overdressed, while other looked like shit. Didn't the get the dress code?

Let's start with the good.

I love Sonam's outfit, it's from Lanvin. Here she is with her papa Anil, looking equally fierce. Just kidding, he's on the okay section. The biker-mustache gotta go.



Then there is Imraan Khan, the star himself. Looking good. Keeping in his pouting lips in for the evening I see. Liking the purple and grey combo.



Big B was looking good at the premiere. Dressing appropriatly for his age. I like the colorful tie, it makes the whole look more interesting. Not a big fan of the Harry Potter glasses, but who cares?



Now, the okay dressed at the premiere.

Imraan's mama (uncle) Aamir Khan was a bit overdressed for my taste. That look has a little James Bond over the whole thing. Bald, short and ears sticking out like that, doesn't he look a bit like Gollum?



Now, it wouldn't be a party without Rakhi 'Duckface' Sawant. Here she is looking duckier than ever. She was looking good compared to what she has worn before. You're atleast in the right direction, sweetheart.



Then it's Genelia's turn. Not good, but not great. Compared to Sonam, she looks bland. The dress looks like something a teenager would wear to her trashy prom. Like the color, though.



Dia was underdressed. It's an outfit you would wear to the mall or somthing like that. But it's okay compared to the worst of the bunch.



Same goes for Vidya. She really needs a stylist. A long black shirt with jeans? What were you thinking, hun? But still not the worst.



And finally, the crappiest of them all.

What is wrong with Tabu? She looks like a ghost. A little make-up wouldn't hurt. And the loose black shirt doesn't make you look thin. Even thought it looks like Vidya and Tabu was wearing the same outfit, I passed Vidya cause she was fresh faced.



Juhi was my idol when I was a kid. I loved her, but what is going on with the hair? It looks like a seagull just flew by and took a dump in her hair. Notilicious.



OMG, I used to think Jackie Shroff was hot a long time ago. He looks like a homeless guy in his finest jacket. Cowboy boots are so Jessica Simpson, which means slutty and outdated. He's sweating too.



I saved the worst for last. Surprise, surprise it's Salman Khan. Looking utterly crappy and outdated. Didn't anyone tell you that the 90's are long gone and it's too soon to call it retro. The hair, the earrings and that jacket. I think I'm gonna puke now. Checked jacket? Really? I thought it was a flanel shirt first, had to look twice. Let me guess what the shirt says; "Being hopeless". Let's just pretend that the u is an o.

Sexy vegetarian

Would you tap that? PETA conducted a survey, which Amitabh Bachchan was voted as the sexiest vegetarian male in Asia. He might be old, but he's kinda like Sean Connery. Once sexy, always sexy.

Among the Asian females Hema Malini, Kareena Kapoor, Mahima Chaudhry and Vidya Balan (aunty-ji) were considered. But they hat to sit this one out at the loser-table, cause it was Hong Kong's singer-actress Faye Wong who was voted as Asia's sexiest vegetarian female. Sucka.

Blogging is not for everyone

Another celeb is taking the blog route. Karan Johar is next to start writing a blog and he's doing it for free. Wow, I wonder what shit he'll be writing about. You know whe celebrities are frustrated, they like to ventilate it on their blogs.

An update on Amitabh: he has a cold. Everyone send him some vitamin C and antihistamine. Remember Big B, drink lots of water.

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