Just for laughs

Katrina is a mayjah mess these days. At least we get something good from it; Pictures to laugh at!

Ranbir is kind of bringin the LOLs here too!

Grow up!

Ah hell to the naw! Katrina Kaif needs a wake up call and realize that she is not 11 anymore. Whats up with the horrible styling? Ranbir stole the show (isnt hard to do when there is no competition).

First Look at a flop fest

Akshay Kumar's latest films have been nothing but garbage. The film makers seem to put all the money on the star's looks and the promos and they completely forget about the storlylines. Now this new piece of shit called De Dana Dan doesnt look very promising. Looks like yet another so called 'comedy' with jokes that even a child would find lame.

There might be some kind of hope for this film though since Priyadarshan is behind this mess. Although I cant remember one good film he made after Hungama...

APKGK press meet

Here's Katrina and Ranbir at the press meet for their new film with the crazy ass title: Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani. I guess Bollywood finally ran out of film titles. We've seen them all already.

GQ man of the year

Here's the cover of GQ's latest edition. To answer your question: Katrina is on the cover because she's the GQ woman of the year.

Goddess of tv commercials

Here's Katrina Kaif in Nakshatra tv commercial.

Did anybody ge what the commercial was aot and what they were trying to sell?
Oh right, jewelery. Sorry, I got DISTRACTED by Katrina and her high nosebridge.

The day has come. Katrina is moving on..

It's true. Katrina's moving on, unfortunately not from Salman, but from Akshay in terms of being a hit onscreen couple for some time. She's mostly made movies opposite Salman and Akshay and one with the squeeky-vocied Saif, but now it's someone elses turn.

Katrina is working with Neil Nitin Mukesh and John Abraham and she likes it. She said, “I’ve too much energy and I don’t know what to do with it.” Wow, she's working with people her age. Wonder how that'll look like... on screen I mean, cause she looks young standing next to the old farts that are Akki and Salman.

Launching an Audi

Here's the hotness known as Katrina Kaif, launching the latest Audi car. Don't even ask me why, just enjoy the flawless picture!

Close Up

Here's a pic of Kareena and Katrina on Miss India. Must say, Kat looks way better than Kareena in this pic.

Daboo Ratnani's 2009 calendar part 4

Here's the fourth batch of calendar pics. Shit I'm getting tired of this now! I think I'm going to throw up soon. Loving the Urmila pic by the way...it reminds me of the good old slutty Rangeela days! Man I miss Urmila.

Somethings Wrong with the Voguing

I can't really put my finger on it but something about Katrina's usually hot horse-face is seriously wrong in the pic. She's giving me a little tranny. If u find out what's wrong...do comment.

The Kat strikes again!

Katrina Kaif looked gorgoeus yet again on a press meet for Yuvraaj. That's more than I can say for her fug co-stars though.

Loving It

Salman is one lucky bitch to be dating the goddess, Katrina Kaif. Here she is looking stunning in a puke-green-coloured-dress on a promotionla event for the floppiness known as Yuvvraj. Salman was also there looking a gay midget.

Drunken Actor

Salman always looks drunk and this night was no exeption. He's such a fug accessory for the goddess-like Katrina. She needs to loose him ASAP!

Hardcore Anti-family man!?!?!

OH EM GEE!!!! Hardcore Anti-Family man? That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time! I'm talking bout the trailer of Yuvvraaj that is finally out (not that anyone was waiting for it). The trailer includes very much fug (Salman Khan), a little hotness (Katrina Kaif) and the corniest lines ever said in a Bollywood movie. My verdict: A flopilicous FLOP!

New Yuvraaj Shit

Here's a new song promo for the shitty-ass-salman-starrer Yuvraaj. Can anyone explain why Katrina Kaif is looking like a fug aunty in the film? Oh wait, I just figured it out...that's what dating Sallu does to you.

The SRK-tour

Now that the Bachan's Unforgettable tour is over SRK decided it was his turn to show up on stage in ridicolous outfits. Kareena Kapoor was also present and wore the same top she wore in the plague known as It's Rocking. Enjoy the pics.

First Look

Here's the first look of Yuvvraaj, the much hyped film starring Katrina Kaif and Salman Fugkhan. Any film with Sallu sucks and I doubt that this will be an exception. The film features movie from the boring A R Rehman. All of his music sound the same to me. Always weird songs that are over 8 minutes long.

Sallu is bitching, again. Just cover your ears

Katrina might be leaving the dark side and returning to the light. And with "dark side" I mean Salman. She's gonna work with SRK and Salman doesn't like it. He's bitching about how he doesn't want her working with his enemies, which is SRK, Vivek Oberoi (what has babyface ever done to you?) and John Abraham.

Being a jealous boyfriend is not a good thing. Being ugly isn't helping either. Stop dragging your feet, KitKat. With that I mean tell Sallu to stop clinging to your feet.

KitKat is young and her career has barley started. Time to drop the extra luggage and by luggage I mean Salman. Keep doing your work and don't listen to that fugly bf of yours. U go girl.

Fug

Salman Khan is growing fugger by the day...and I don't even know if that's possible. Katrina needs to rethink her dating Sallu. Even Subhash Ghai is looking hotter than Salman in this picture. Don't get me started on those jeans. Looks like he wet himself and forgot to wash the pants. I didn't know pee could be so colorful though.