Inside Vogue

Vogue India is stepping up their game with these photos from the latest edition. The only thing bothering me is Asin's make up. Keep it simple guys.



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IIFA awards 2009 - Picture post

The 2009 IIFA awards is soon going to be held in Bangkok and the B-town stars have slowly started arriving on location with their mysterious looks wearing sunglasses and looking all sorts of shady. Acutally none of the stars is wearing sunglasses! What's wrong with them? Anyidontgiveadamn, here are some pics of the stars arriving. Enjoy Anushka Sharma sans-make-up, skeleton-like Sonam, important looking Abhi-Aish and washed up Arjun Rampal.

We're back and with some Nicole Kidman

Well, we have been kinda unacitve lately. But that's because of exams and assignments. We promise to make it up to you by blogging more often.

Anyway, Botox Kidman made a commercial with Rubina Ali (Slumdog Millionaire) and Arjun Rampal (any flop movie of your choice). Here's the result:


Hmm, what the hell is Rubina smiling about? I'm guessing that's because Nicole botoxed her face too much that her smile comes out weird.

Then she unzips her dress and runs in to the house where Arjun Rampal is waiting for her. That's when I blurted "WTF" out loud in school. She walks by him for some Schweppes?!! What the hell is wrong with her? How can you turn down a hot piece of ass like that? For Schweppes!? Believe me, it aint worth it. It's just a fizzy drink with some flavour. You can get that anywhere, with different names.

And then Rubina is in her room smiling. Huh? Did I miss something? Wasn't she just outside in the boat?
My head hurts...

Daboo Ratnani's 2009 calendar part 4

Here's the fourth batch of calendar pics. Shit I'm getting tired of this now! I think I'm going to throw up soon. Loving the Urmila pic by the way...it reminds me of the good old slutty Rangeela days! Man I miss Urmila.

Coverboy

Arjun Rampal had landed a cover. Here he is, still with those tired eyes. He's looking very happy though! Keep it up! Happy suits you!

Awww

Here's Arjun Rampal playing the role that suits him the most...the father to his two precious daughters! Cute. I smell two future heroines in the making...

EMFLOP

A press conference was held for the flopalicious EMI. Urmila was smart enough to stay away from the promotion. She probably realized that the film is doomed. Especially since it stars Arjun and Malaika. Talk about inviting FLOP to your life. Notice Arjun Rampal's tattos of his daughters names on his arms. One of them is apparently named Myra. Myra means Ant in swedish. Tough luck!

Lil' Star Awards

Don't ask me what it is although I'm guessing it's Bollywood's answer to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards or something in that lane. Even though nobody seems to know what kind of award show this is, a lot of big stars showed up. Somebody probably told them all that Yash Raj were searching for actors for their next film or something.

The SRK-tour

Now that the Bachan's Unforgettable tour is over SRK decided it was his turn to show up on stage in ridicolous outfits. Kareena Kapoor was also present and wore the same top she wore in the plague known as It's Rocking. Enjoy the pics.

Tranny-alert

Here are Arjun, Karisma and Farah at the red carpet for Nach Baliye 4. Karisma is looking stunning and Arjun is looking handsome. The real queen of the night was Farah Khan though. I think this is the first time I've ever seen her wearing make-up and I don't think I want to see it anymore. Props to Farah for trying though!

Drona Premiere

Priyanka Chopra is the hotness. Cute dress! Looks like someone has been going through Mallika Sherawat's wardrobe! I want to thank Priyanka for bringing the slut factor to the Drona premiere. I felt that something was missing until I saw the skanky dress. Yummy. Now on to Arjun Rampal. What is wrong with you boy? Arjun is not taking care of modelesque face. Don't mess with God's creations and wipe that dirt and sweat (probably left-overs from Rock On) off yout face. And what in Rakhi Sawant's name is that greasy mess on Arjun's hair? Yuck

I love the picture below. Looks like miss know-it-all, Jaya Bachan, is giving Priyanka a hard time for wearing that sluttylicious dress. Don't listen to her Prii! Keep rocking those short-short dresses.

GQ cover

Here's the first cover ever of GQ India. I love covers which feature a lot of stars. It's always fun to picture the drama that went on during the shoot. Karan Johar is the the contributing editor on this issue so you know there will be some SRK pics in the magazine.

Magazine Launch

Magazine Launches sure seems to attract a lot of skanks out of their hidings. Arjun Rampal and Malaika Whorora attented the GQ launch made it work. There's something shiny and tired woth Arjun's face but I guess that's what you call growing old. Malaika on the other doesn't seem to age at all. She looks hotter and hotter with every new slutty-outfit she puts on and on this particular event she looked seriously fierce. Lovesit!

Sitck To Modeling

That's what Arjun Rampal should do. Here he is on the cover of some random magazine working it.

Bi-tacolous

Is Arjun Rampal Bi-sexual? He was on that crappy Sajid Khan show and Sajid asked him if he was bi. Arjun replied with 'where there's smoke, there's a fire. Nobody has to explaing their sexual oritentation to anyone' or somthing along that line.

Anyslut...who gives a rats fart? The dude still can't act worth shit.

Fake King

After Rock On, Arjun Rampal has been living in the illusion that he is now the king of Bollywood. He's popping up everywhere with his tired eyes and fake smiles. Sometimes he even brings his wife. His own Gauri Khan. He held a praty recently and here are the pics from the fun-fest. SRK showed up probably just to give Arjun a reality check and remind him of who the real King is. Sorry Arjun but your acting suck...if you ever did act that is.

EMI - Music Launch

Finally some Urmila-news again! Although not so pretty news. Judging from Urmila's outfits at the music launch of EMI, it sure looks like she was going for that motorcycle-chic look. It was basically fug and cheap looking. What's up with those boots? They're horrible. Looks like Rakhi Sawant's leftovers from the late 90s. I guess you can't look good all the time right? Malaika Whorora on the other hand, totally out-fierced Urmila. On second thought...I think the whole cast and crew out-fierced Urmila. Enjoy the fug pics people!

Stop it already!

The Rock On team needs to move on. They're still promoting the movie and it's getting on my last nerves. Look at that white guy looking all pale standing next to the desi's.

Urmila-time

So the first promo for the new Sanjay Dutt film called EMI is out. I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised to see the whoracious item number feautering the sluttiest skank of them all, Malaika Arora Khan, and the manwhore known as Arjun Rampal. The song is pretty good and it made me want to shake my ass like never before. But I didn't. Anywhore, click here to see the slutfest over at Indiafm.com.

Adressing shiteous rumors

OK, so media has been reporting that Arjun Rampal's acting is superb in The Last Lear (You know the new movie with Amitabh Bachan and Preity Zinta). First of all, since when did Arjun start acting? Nobody told me anything. I'm always the last person to know anything. Second of all; HA. HA. HA.

Those media guys can be so funny sometimes.