Slutty to classy

Malaika Arora Khan is hot...there's no denying that, but most of the time she looks a hot mess. She needs to let go of her inner slut and embrace the more classier side that we see in this photoshoot. It's time let that slut free Malaika! Make ur family proud!

Malaika Arora unveils Yummiez food products

Malaika Arora should be forbidden to looking like that in front of children. What's wrong with this skank of a woman? She looking like a major sleaze-fest standing next to that poor innocent child...Although I'm sure his innosence was totally lost down the drain after he saw Malaika.

Evolve Medspa Launch

Ok...don't ask me what this event was all about..you know how I suck at event-knowledge. Anywhore...this event sure seem to bring out a lot of stars from their hideouts. Everyonce from Lara Dutta to Genelia D'Souza were there. (I wonder who comes between those two..) Now to the questions this event brings up;
Why is Lara with Kunal Kapoor and not with Dino?
Why is Rani looking so good?
What is the skank Malaika Arora doing there?
Why is Karisma so pale?
And why does Manisha insist on out-fugging everyone?

EMFLOP

A press conference was held for the flopalicious EMI. Urmila was smart enough to stay away from the promotion. She probably realized that the film is doomed. Especially since it stars Arjun and Malaika. Talk about inviting FLOP to your life. Notice Arjun Rampal's tattos of his daughters names on his arms. One of them is apparently named Myra. Myra means Ant in swedish. Tough luck!

Slut-fest

The premiere of Hello was probably one of the big skank-events this year. The queen sisters of trash, Malaika and Amrita Whorora showed up. They were both busy trying to out-skank each other and I don't know who did it best. Isn't sibling rivalry cute?

Magazine Launch

Magazine Launches sure seems to attract a lot of skanks out of their hidings. Arjun Rampal and Malaika Whorora attented the GQ launch made it work. There's something shiny and tired woth Arjun's face but I guess that's what you call growing old. Malaika on the other doesn't seem to age at all. She looks hotter and hotter with every new slutty-outfit she puts on and on this particular event she looked seriously fierce. Lovesit!

EMI - Music Launch

Finally some Urmila-news again! Although not so pretty news. Judging from Urmila's outfits at the music launch of EMI, it sure looks like she was going for that motorcycle-chic look. It was basically fug and cheap looking. What's up with those boots? They're horrible. Looks like Rakhi Sawant's leftovers from the late 90s. I guess you can't look good all the time right? Malaika Whorora on the other hand, totally out-fierced Urmila. On second thought...I think the whole cast and crew out-fierced Urmila. Enjoy the fug pics people!

Slutty Sisters Alert!

Here are the skanks of Bollywood at some TV-show finale looking cheap. Malaika Whorora is hot though...there's no denying that.

Zee Astitva Awards

What the hey is Astitva? Can someone expalin to me? Anyways the award-show was an excuse for the Bollywood-people to dress tacky wear a lot of bronzer and....look tacky. Here are a few pics from the event...Enjoy, although I doubt you will.

Urmila-time

So the first promo for the new Sanjay Dutt film called EMI is out. I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised to see the whoracious item number feautering the sluttiest skank of them all, Malaika Arora Khan, and the manwhore known as Arjun Rampal. The song is pretty good and it made me want to shake my ass like never before. But I didn't. Anywhore, click here to see the slutfest over at Indiafm.com.

He's got a job!

Here are some stills from the new Urmila-Sanjay Dutt movie 'EMI' featuring Arjun Rampal and Malaika Whorora among others. U know u wanna see this movie cuz of Urmila! Anyways judging from the pics, it looks like all of Bollywood's z-listers finally got a job! Yay for them, not so much for us.

Skanky Baby Shower

Someone named Nadiawala threw a baby shower and loads of skanks attented it. The hotness Katrina Kaif was there and the notness Arora sister's were there....They were probably not even invited...they just show up to every lame event trying to get their fugs on cam. Priyanka Chopra was also there and man is she looking skinny or what?!?!

Cover updates

Found a lot of covers, most of them features SRK on the front, and I wanted to share them with you. Including my opinions, like or not. *chough*bitch*cough*




FUG! What is he doing? And what's up with earings? Trying to channel his inner woman? If he's trying to turn me on with that Mowgli-look, it isn't working. And lose the toothpick, that's too Hillbilly for me.



Deepika looks fab from the neck up. She's like my favorite salad with a side-boob. Just love her. The side-boob kinda ruins the beauty. Nottilicious.



Malaika Whorora is at it again. When you don't have a perfume, a movie or your own clothing-line to promote, DON'T whore it out on every magazine cover. You haven't had a paying gig since 'Welcome' in 2007. She's the Lindsay Lohan of Bollywood. In every magazine, but not getting any work.



SRK is looking good (for his age). Something that disturbs me is the hair, it's to neat and perfect. Like the suit, like the bling. It's okay.



OMG, SRK and Miley Cyrus on the same cover. I could have never imagined that, even if they are photoshopped together. I would buy this in a heartbeat.



SRK and Preity photoshopped together, horribly I might add. No, it's to fug to be on the cover. But who cares, when Mischa Barton tells it all to the Indian public about her Beverly Hills mansion. India loves Mischa, with a hint of sarcasm added. By the way, it seems like Zayed's career hasn't gotten him anywhere, so he sells outhis ass to this crappy rag.

Malaika Whorora

Malaika Arora may be a slut but u can't deny that the bitch is HOT! Here she is slutting it up in Femina Magazine. Btw...for those of u who don't know...Malaika and Arbaaz did not split up...It was a publicity stunt. They are asses for doing that.