Lame news day

Here's Shilpa Shetty at the launch of Home villas, for those of you who still hasnt gotten over her win at Big Brothet in 1653. What ever happened to her career that was going to explode? I think its more likely that it imploded. Tusshar was also at the even but I didnt feel like posting his pics here.

Look at the girl behind Shilpa eyeing her up and down. Looking more closely at the pic I think the girl is just trying to find Shilpas career and thats why her eyes are going downhill. Or maybe she' just checking out her butt.

A Passion for fashion

Shilpa Shetty is still riding the little success left after the Big Brother win. Why isn't she acting? She was great in Metro. For now all we can do is enjoy her beauty in magazine shoots like this. HOT!


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The bad nose-job, the tranny and the newbie

Talk about triple threat! Here's the latest cover (or covers) of Filmfare magazine. These ladies be workin it hard! Although I think I could've lasted without Bipasha's tranny mess face staring at me through the cover. This just proves my theory that she was born a man. Asin wins this round girls!

Shilpa, ur killin' me!

As if the previous photoshoot wasn't enough, Shilpa once again proves that she has what it takes to look FIERCE (from time to time)!!! Loving the pictures. Now this photoshoot qualifies as the hotness of the month! The pics are from Grazia magazine.

Shilpa looking MAYJAH!

Shilpa Shetty has a habit of looking weird and being styled fug in her photoshoots but this shoot sure makes you notice her. The long legs, the body and everything else is just ON POINT! Now you know why she's 'the body of Bollywood'.

Not so high fahsion

Here's Shilpa on the cover of this month's vogue. She's looking hot although we DO NOT approve of the outfit. Sad.

Shilpa's got hips...

...at least that what her dress is trying to make us believe! Loves it!

LAME

This IPL cricket shit is soooo freakin boooring! I hate seeing all these pics of Preity, Shilpa and SRK showing up in sunglasses and fug t-shirts. There are new ones every week and I can't tell the difference between them. Anylameasspublicitystunt, here are the latest pics to add to your growing collection!

Boooring cover

Shilpa sure nows how to bring the yawns when it comes to her recent photoshoots. Here she is wearing fug sports attire(!) on the cover of cosmo. She needs to something new and edgy! Surprise us girl! I don't want to see you fading away from the spotlight because your boring. Although the fading part is slowly becoming true...

The inside of the magazine looks better though. Mayjah improvement gurl!

More Dramz from IIFA 2009

We heard that Kareena had a hard time finding a place where she didn't have to stand next to Big B until Preity dragged her a few spots aways from Amitabh. Kareena's just looking out for her sis ya'll.

Gotta love the dramz, IIFA 2009

Here's some pics we never thought we'd see. Kareena, Shilpa, Priyanka and preity sitting next to each other at the IIFA awards 2009. Priyanka definetely looks uncomfortable sittting next to ex-BFF Kareena. Preity seems to be the ice-breaker while Shilpa probably told them all of her love towards chicken-oxy-cubes.

PS. Our hearts go out to Jade Goody and her family in these difficult times. Nobody deserves this.

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 3

I'm just going to let these pics speak for themselves. Love Deepika and the rest suck.

Sister Act

Shilpa and Shamita Shetty's careers arn't going anywhere anytime soon. It's still nice to see that the flop-sisters still support each other (By crashing each others photoshoots). A second after this frame Shilpa threw Shamita over her head.

Career in the dumps

After ruining her big break from Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty has sunk to new levels of shitty career-choices. She's now the host of India's Big Brother, Big Boss. Lame. The tranny-clown make-up is not helping much.

Besharam Bindaas

The item song from Dostana featuring the queen of weird eyebrows, Shilpa Shetty, has been released. I must say I'm very disappointed at this. I had expectations from this song. Can't really blame anyone but myself since I've been so dumb to have expectations on a KJo-movie-song. Dostana's main focus seems to be naked body's on the beach and espeacially John's. I smell a story lacking.

Booooring

Don't ask me why, but Abhishek Bachan visited Shilpa Shetty on Big Boss 2. First of all, why the hell is Shilpa hosting such a low rent, bootleg and fug TV-show? She should use her fame for better things like promoting a weave-line or something. Second of all, what the hell will Aishwarya say about Abhishek standing so close to the body (Shilps)?

Fashion Sisters

Shilpa Shetty and family showed up on the Manish Malhotra fashion show. Manish's bf Tusshar Kapoor and Twinkle Khanna also attended the event. Here are the pics. Manish totally used way to much vaseline on his face.

Smiles and Pouts

Everyobdy seems to be walking the ramp these days. Here's Shilpa Shetty walking her plastic ass down the runway.

Slowly returning to the z-list

Shilpa Shetty has officially messed up her chance to a better career. I mean she had everything going for her with the Big Brother win and scandal and Metro but what does she do about it? She tours in a shitty tour called Miss Bollywood and promotes her Yoga DVDs. Jade, Danielle and Jo must be laughing their fat-white-trash-asses off at Shilpas career moves. I'm tired of waiting for Shilpa to make it big. She just needs to go and hide somewhere! Here she is looking fug in a red track-suit.

Separated at Birth?

Bootylicious Shilpa Shetty and mr-straight-look-of-the-day Akshay Kumar.