KJo is now a fashion designer

As if it wasnt enough being a stylist and movie director Karan Johar has now become a fashion designer. As expexrted most of Bollywood's A'listers showed up to show support. Dino Morea went as far as stripping fro his friend KJo...he probably just wants a role in Dostana 2.



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Carlsberg event

There was another bubbly character in the room except for preity Zinta...it was none other than...I forgot her name...the girl from JTYJN....oh yeah, GeneliaD'Souza. She's workin it! Mr Doublethumb was also at the event. Karan Johar needs to stop with that trying-to-be-sexy-look...it's scaring me.

Interesting

These are caps from the new KJo movie, My name is Khan! Looks nice. Even Kajol looks nice. I guess it's beacause she's covering up her face. She should do that more often. KJo needs to stay behind the camera.

Are you excited?

Here's a couple of pics from the new Karan Johar-film 'My name is Khan'. Guess who's playing the hero...I'm sure you couldn't guess so I'll just tell you...It's Shah Rukh Khan. KJo needs to stop.

Sucks

The muslim crew and cast of Karan Johar's next venture, My Name Is Khan have been denied visa by USA. The crew have applied for visa once again which is ridicolous in my opinion! They should just boycott USA and shoot the film in Albania or something!

Old

It's time to realize that SRK has grown too old to play a high-school-kid in movies now. Here is his new look fro the new Karan Johar flick "My name is Khan". Sounds boring to me.

Lingerie Show

Underwear shows are very popular you guys and it sure drew out the creme de la creme of Bollywood on this particular night. The hottest thing about it was of course Priyanka Chopra although she looked fug and wore an outfit that even Mallika Sherawat would call unclassy. Notice how Suzanne's face is melting...it's probably the magic of Hrithik's double thumb. Anythumb, enjoy the pics of all the stars drooling over naked models walking the ramp. Besharam.

Lil' Star Awards

Don't ask me what it is although I'm guessing it's Bollywood's answer to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards or something in that lane. Even though nobody seems to know what kind of award show this is, a lot of big stars showed up. Somebody probably told them all that Yash Raj were searching for actors for their next film or something.

Besharam Bindaas

The item song from Dostana featuring the queen of weird eyebrows, Shilpa Shetty, has been released. I must say I'm very disappointed at this. I had expectations from this song. Can't really blame anyone but myself since I've been so dumb to have expectations on a KJo-movie-song. Dostana's main focus seems to be naked body's on the beach and espeacially John's. I smell a story lacking.

The golden girls

Here are the popular threesome at Farah Khan's Eid party. SRK is looking good in his traditional outfit. That's more than what I can say for his wife and bf. You can interpret bf any way you like.

GQ cover

Here's the first cover ever of GQ India. I love covers which feature a lot of stars. It's always fun to picture the drama that went on during the shoot. Karan Johar is the the contributing editor on this issue so you know there will be some SRK pics in the magazine.

Manish Malhotra Fashion Show part 2

Here are some more pics from the Fashion Show. KJo also attended with his bf Ritesh Deshmukh and his mom.

Store Launches...

...makes all the celebs crawl out of their basements. Anna Singh's store launch looks like the opening of the year. I didn't know who Anna Singh was and I still don't, but I guess everybody else does. Anyways...here are some of the stars who attented. I'm glad to see Aish is getting back in shape. Kajol, Nice tent ur wearing...jk hun...wonderful kurta!

Breaking News

Forget the war in Iraq cause I have some breaking news for you that will twist your mind to the extreme. It has been revealed that no big fashion brands are being used in 'Dostana'. All the clothes in the film, including Priyanka's slutty outfits and John's Manwhore clothes, have been designed (copied) by Aki Narula and Manisha Malhotra. Unbelievable I know! Seriuosly I didn't know Bollywood used inernational brands in their films at all. They always manage to choose the tackiest outfits made by Gucci and all the other brands so it's kind of hard to tell.

Here's What Manish had to say about the shocking news: "I have designed chic and trend setting glamorous shots that can be worn to parties, dinners as well as office as they are in vogue. Otherwise in films generally shorts are always in blue denim or white and worn only in sports."

I didn't know that vogue was acutally a word...I thought it was only used by Madonna and her queer friends. Whatever rocks your boat i guess. Girls it's time to use ur bikini's and hotpants to work now!

KJo is blogging

But he's only blogging about his upcoming projects. Yeah, boring. I know. I want some dirt on someone. I need it!

Anyway, 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai' is going to be animated. Guess what it's called. That's righ, 'Koochie Koochie Hota Hai'. Ew, now that's a movie I don't want to see based on the title. It's the same plotline, but the characters are dogs. Boring.

He works with the biggest in B-town, but he's still Karan from the block.

That didn't take long.

If you belive the rumors, then it looks like Imran wil act alongside with SRK.

Karan has appaerntly approached Bollywoods latest heartthrob Imran Khan to play a terrorist in his forthcoming film 'My name is Khan'. According to the hearsay, initially Ranbir was approached for the role, who for some reasons refused to be a part of it, which Imran will play now.

Karan seemed to like Imran's preformance in 'Jaane tu... Ya jaane na' and has offered him a role. But it is heard that Imran is rather cautious than excited to star alongside king of Bollywood and has been seeking advice from mamu (uncle) Aamir for that matter.

Miss Smelly

Kajol seems to have a little prespiration problem going on. It's disgusting and exactly what u would expect from her. Looks gross. I can smell the stank all the way to Sweden. I wonder how KjO managed to stay alive standing so close to Ms Smelly. Probably cuz he's a stink-bomb himself.

BFF's

These two look like the bestest of girlfriends. They don't really portray that married-couple look like SRK and Karan Johar do. Gauri needs to work on looking like a housewife and Shah Rukh needs to work on looking like a man. Just kidding folks, take a chill pill! Messing with SRK is some dangerous shit. I should be watching my back from now on cuz Karan Johar could be lurking behind every corner with a silky pink rope wanting to strangle me.

Blogging is not for everyone

Another celeb is taking the blog route. Karan Johar is next to start writing a blog and he's doing it for free. Wow, I wonder what shit he'll be writing about. You know whe celebrities are frustrated, they like to ventilate it on their blogs.

An update on Amitabh: he has a cold. Everyone send him some vitamin C and antihistamine. Remember Big B, drink lots of water.

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King of FUG

ShahRukh Khan is in Australia doing I don't know what. Karan Johar probably knows though. Anyways I think he forgot to bring Karan with him cuz I know that mr Johar would never allow his hero going out looking like the King of Fugs. Where is Karan when we need him?