A pair of brownies

Bipasha and Ajay sure make a nice couple! Kajol you better make some room beacuse we wanna se more of these two together!

Tranny alert

I declare a state of emergency! You are advised to stay indoors until this tranny mess is caught and given an SOS-style-treatment! WTHell is wrong with Bipasha? Chop those fug bangs off if you know whats best for you!

Launch of new MTV India

Bipasha Basu, Mughda Godse and Ajay Devgn all showed up to reveal the new look of MTV india. Ajay needs to put those flared jeans and tight t-shirts back in the closed cuz that's where they belong. I doubt they're ready to come out yet.

Man these ppl have parties for every occasion. I heard the next big party to be at is Amitabh celebrating his 2 millionth visit to the toilet.

Jimmy Choo Store launch

Bipasha Basu and her weave made an appearance at the Jimmy Choo store lunch in Mumbai. She was actually looking good and we approve of the dress.

The bad nose-job, the tranny and the newbie

Talk about triple threat! Here's the latest cover (or covers) of Filmfare magazine. These ladies be workin it hard! Although I think I could've lasted without Bipasha's tranny mess face staring at me through the cover. This just proves my theory that she was born a man. Asin wins this round girls!

Walking the ramp

A lot of stars decided to walk the ramp making the poor designers shitty with nervosity. I mean who would want hot messes like Dino and Bips walking in your creations? Bipasha's manly body will tear through the dresses and Dino's skankiness will force you to put whatever he wore in quarantine. Anyslyt, here are a few pics of desperate stars butting in the world of fashion. Take my tip, and leave it to the models to work the runway! Although Mugdha can work the runway anytime! Hotness.

IIFA 2009 Fashion Show

The annual fashion show at the IIFAs was finally held and the creme de la creme of Bollywood showed up. The tranny-mess Bipasha managed to look quite yummy at the red-carpet but while she walked the ramp she looked a hot mess. What is up with that white outfit? A mess I tell ya.

Party Time

The director of Dostana, Tarun something, celebrated his birthday by inviting the cast of Dostana and their partners. John Abraham brought Bip and Priyanka Chopra brought Shahid. Don't worry people...Pri is not dating Shahid, they're starring in a Jab We Met wannabe called Kaminey.

Bips out and about

Bipasha Basu is here seen promoting her pretty hot filmfare cover. Yes, we don't like this tranny mess of a giant but we have to admit that the cover is smokin! WEERK!

De-Glamourized

While Aish is putting her glamour on, Bipasha Basu just turned ot off. Calm down people it's not permanent. It's only for her new film 'Lamhe' with Kunal Kapoor. She will be back to her usual tranny-self in no time.

Recycling looks

This is a still from Neil Nitin Mukesh and Bipasha Basu's new film Aaa Dekhen Zara. This first look left the first bad taste in my mouth of the year. Why does Bipasha still look exactly the same as in No Entry? This girl has had a hung-over on the tranny-clown-look for too long...someone save this tranny-mess! Neil on the other hand is looking a demon.

Beauty and the Tranny

Here are Bipasha Basu and Aishwarya at the Star screen awards 2008 presenting an awards for best jodi. Guess who won the award...Abhishek and John.

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 6

This is the final batch of calendar pics. Thank Heavens! This actually made me wonder...How many months are there in a Bollywood-year? This is the fuggest batch btw.

Rani's back folks!!!

Wow it sure has been ages since we saw Rani dance in fug clothes and weird hairdos! Well it's time to rejoice people beacuse Rani is in a new song promo for the crapfest known as Rab Ne Bana Jodi. Oh and some other skanks are also featured in the promo; Miss bloated face Preity Zinta, Miss Slutty Bipasha Basu and miss fug Kajol. Ignore them and you have a pretty decent video.

I hate to admit it...

...but the tranny-mess known as Bipasha Basu is looking mindblowing in these hot new pictures from some magazine. Work them outfits Bips! Now after you're done working it, let your hair grow out honey. That helmet isn't flattering at all.

Bipasha in a serious role? What has the world come to?

Karsima Kapoor was waiting for a good film her come-back, then she got it. And then she turned it down. Because it's gonna be shot in Kashmir. Bipasha Basu has instead taken the role of the Kashmiri girl and do you think she could pull it off? I mean, she's only been playing not-so-challenging roles so far. Most of her roles has been "sexy girl in a bikini" and "tranny-mess in the club", and that ain't hard cause she's naturally that way (both "sexy" and tranny-mess).

In Case You Were Wondering...

This is what Bipasha Basu's mom and sister look like. Must be hard having a tranny mess elder sister like Bips. Poor family. Now we know were Bipasha gets all her trashiness from...frome mommy dearest.

Aw, they're pretending

Deepika and Bipasha pretended to love each other at the Fame Vashi (on't know what that is). Anywhore, Bipasha smiled or should I say tried really hard to smile but she just looked constipated. Here's some more pics. Note that Ranbir isn't in those pics, cause he's too fug.

CATFIGHT! Deepika vs. Bipasha

According to rumors, Deepika and Bipasha hate each other. It all started when the cast of 'Bachna Ae Haseeno', Ranbir, Deepika, Bipasha and Minissha, went on a reality show along to promote their film. Everything was fine and dandy, until Bipasha opened her mouth about her disappointment over Deepika opening the show with Ranbir. Bipasha, being a senior, expected to make an entry with Ranbir.

On the other hand, Deepika is getting friendly with her other co-star Minissha Lamba. It seems like the two actresses get along really well. This is disturbing Bips too, who is feeling left out. They, along with Ranbir and minus Bipasha, attended Dus Ka Dum recently and the trio enjoyed themselves completely.

Envy doesn't suit you, Bips. Neither does the bangs.

Fug Bangs

Here are some pics of Ranbir and Bipasha promoting their new Yash 'Flops ka Raja' Raj film 'Bachna Ae Haseeno' (translation: 'Watch out skanks'). Bipasha needs to get a new hair cut cuz those bangs are as fug as Amitabh Bachan's nosehair. Honestly...I don't think a new hair-style can save Bipasha...she'll always look a 'hot' tranny mess but without the 'hot'. Ranbir on the other hand is making his bangs work!