Fug, Fug and Fab

What the hell is wrong with Priyanka? She looks a mess to say the least. Speaking of messes...Shahid decided it was a good time to pay Priyanka's new look a tribute so he put on the fuggest suit ever.

Lara outshined both of them fug b-listers, despite being on the y-list. Fierce.

Bachans and Khans at GQ awards

The good part: Some of Bollywood's biggest 'khandaans' came out from their luxury villas to attend the GQ Man of The Years awards. The sad part: Most of them looked a mess. What the frikkity frikk is up with Saif's hair and Abhisheks suit? Lets not even mention Dino Morea's toothless look and Katrina's cheap satin dress. Ugh, go home people! You are hurting my poor eyes!

The sluttilicious Malaika Arora Khan gets the a stamp of approval from B-lsited for looking the best!




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Beauty misses

Here's Aish, Sush and Lara at the IIFA 2009. They're all looking hot in a tacky way. What's up with the outfits? Where's Lara's hair? Why the sudden urge to look like an aunty when ur so young Lara? Hire a stylist people. A good one.

Judging from the pics above...Sush wins this fght bitches!

Evolve Medspa Launch

Ok...don't ask me what this event was all about..you know how I suck at event-knowledge. Anywhore...this event sure seem to bring out a lot of stars from their hideouts. Everyonce from Lara Dutta to Genelia D'Souza were there. (I wonder who comes between those two..) Now to the questions this event brings up;
Why is Lara with Kunal Kapoor and not with Dino?
Why is Rani looking so good?
What is the skank Malaika Arora doing there?
Why is Karisma so pale?
And why does Manisha insist on out-fugging everyone?

Cover updates

It's been a while since we had cover updates, but here it is. Click to view larger pic.

First out is Sonam Kapoor on the cover of Marie Claire

Her upper lip is way stiff, it's like she's smelling something rotten. Love the hair and make-up, but not so sure about the outfit. She has a great figure, but they put a orange-colored potato sack on her and tied a ribbion around her waist. Something that bothers me is that they put "PMS - Here's help" next to her partially stiff face. Hint?

Next up is Ranbir Kapoor for GQ.

Well, haven't heard much from him latley. He looks sleepy and the eyes are unfocused. Boring cover. Well, anything is better than this mess or Shah Rukh Khan's aging face.

Next, Lara Dutta on MW Magazine

Wow, they really minimized her space on the cover. She's surrounded by titles of their articles. That really shows what she's worth among the afghans guys. The photoshoot probably went like this; "Lara, you stand in the middle and suck it in!". The legs seems to have been elongated by a photoshop-wiz, or is it possibly the hooker-heels she's wearing?

Growing Old

Lara Dutta desperaltely tries to prove that she still has her class-act together even though she's dating mega-slut Dino Morea! Sorry Lara but it only makes you look old. Like my auntie. Drop that unnecessary accessorie (Dino) ASAP!

Hotness

Enjoy some Lara Dutta hotness from some random magazine. Dino is a lucky guy!

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 2

Here's the second bash of skanky calendar pictures. In this batch we see Ayesha Takia hitting her head to check if her brain is still in it and Abhay Deol trying to commit suicide beacause of his flop career. Vivek Oberoi is suffering from narcissism but wearing a nice outfit while doing so and Rani posing like she has been posing for the latest century. Sonam is smelling her armpits while Neil is just being his pathetic self. Dino Morea and Lara Dutta are both naked and that's why they make such a nice skanky couple.

Rani's back folks!!!

Wow it sure has been ages since we saw Rani dance in fug clothes and weird hairdos! Well it's time to rejoice people beacuse Rani is in a new song promo for the crapfest known as Rab Ne Bana Jodi. Oh and some other skanks are also featured in the promo; Miss bloated face Preity Zinta, Miss Slutty Bipasha Basu and miss fug Kajol. Ignore them and you have a pretty decent video.

Billo Barber

The first promo from SRK's new flick Billo Barber is finally out. Priyanka looks Hot! Kareena looks like she has a Mauja Mauja-hangover and Deepika looks like she made her own fug dress. Lara Dutta out-hots everyone though...The village-girl-look is definetely suiting her! All in all...the movie looks interesting.

Flops Of India

I don't know why but Dino Morea and his current girlfriend Lara Dutta went to see a basketball-game and they met Kobe Bryant. They probably told Kobe that they are huge stars in Bollywood. But we all know the truth and the truth is that we don't know who these two skanks are.

Fashionable Premiere

Here are the pics from the premiere of Fashion. The ladies sure brought the glamour to the premiere! Props to Kangana for looking hot and keeping those messy curls under control!

Magazine Launch

Couple Alert! So are Dino Morea and Lara Dutta just friends or something elese? They have denied dating but I smell a rat...the smell is probably coming from Rakhi Sawant. Speaking of, where is Rakhi? Anywhore, I like Dino's jacket and Laras dress. They're both looking fierce!

Another couple to attend the GQ launch were Konkona Sen and her boyfriend (I keep forgetting his name). They look cute. Awwwwww

It's a phony matter

It's been a long time since we've heard anything from former miss universe Lara Dutta. Well, while you've been surfing on the internet doing nothing, Lara has been promoting a cell-phone. I want that phone!

Oh la la

The cover is okay. She looks like one of those girls by the race-track waving the checkerd flag, but in this case she is the flag.

Congrats Katrina

Katrina Kaif is the sexiest woman in the world 2008 according to FHM. Well, not really.
This is only in India. So it's kinda misleading isn't it? She's only the sexiest to the indian demographic. I'm not sure if I like her, I find her a bit horse-faced. "Why the long face, Katrina?" Haha.

FHM India to be clear. FHM readers in the US (and the UK, I think) voted Megan Fox as the sexiest woman. I don't really like to rank people, but that's because I'm jealous.

Here's the rest of the list:
2. Megan Fox
3. Kareena Kapoor
4. Deepika Padukone
5. Bipasha Basu
6. Aishwarya Rai
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Priyanka Chopra
9. Lara Dutta

I can't believe that Bipasha was ranked higher than Aish. There's a difference between sexy and slutty. Aish does sexy in a suttle and classy way. All Bipasha does is taking her clothes of (anyone seen Race?) and looking butch when she "performes".

Here's another pic of Katrina.

Lara Dutta is a little fashionable

Here's Lara Dutta at the opening of Louis Vuitton store in Bangalore. She was wearing Diane von Furstenberg and looked good doing so. Like the print and the whole safari-style. A bit boring. It would be better if she accessorised more, like bangels or something.