Dancing Queen?

While waiting for his next flop to be released, Victory, Harman Baweja made an appearance on the Dancing Queen show. Harman proved, in Love Story 2050 that he is a fine contender for the title as a dancing queen. The other queens, Hrithik and Shahid, better watch out because Harman is out to get thier tiaras.

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 6

This is the final batch of calendar pics. Thank Heavens! This actually made me wonder...How many months are there in a Bollywood-year? This is the fuggest batch btw.

Hmm...

Harman should not have signed this movie...it looks like a future flop. Here he is with Amrita Rao at the music release for 'Victory'.

Randomness

Harman Baweja's debut film might not have worked as he hoped but he still has a few tricks up his sleeve. He has almost three new movies coming up in 2009. We're looking forward to see if he can claim the title as King of Bollywood in the next year. Although we strongly doubt it! Here he is on some random inaguration.

Long time now see

Well it sure has been a long time since we saw Harman Baweja out and about. Now that his career is in slowmotion-mode he's been attenting college functions. I wonder if he gets paid for it. Anyways here he is striking weird poses.

Lingerie Show

Underwear shows are very popular you guys and it sure drew out the creme de la creme of Bollywood on this particular night. The hottest thing about it was of course Priyanka Chopra although she looked fug and wore an outfit that even Mallika Sherawat would call unclassy. Notice how Suzanne's face is melting...it's probably the magic of Hrithik's double thumb. Anythumb, enjoy the pics of all the stars drooling over naked models walking the ramp. Besharam.

No more second fiddle

Rani Mukherjee has reportedly turned down a role in the new Sanjay Leela Bhansali movie Chenab Gandhi. The film stars Harman Baweja and Vidya Balan in the lead roles and Rani was asked to play a supporting role in it. Rani made a good choice. First of all, SLB's movies post-Devdas suck and second of all, how dare Sanjay ask Rani to play second fiddle to Vidya?

Now for the close-ups

Here are the star's of tomorrow. Actually we've been saying that about Shahid Kapoor since that crap fest Ishq Vishq. Indian version of High School Musical if you ask me. And this time the indians did it first. Shame Disney. Anyway's looks like Shahid's tomorrow isn't coming any time soon. I still have faith in Harman Baweja though. Work that monkey-face!

Notice how all the men have greasy hair? I smell a new trend. Or is it the sweat I'm smelling?

Sounds Like Fun

Priyanka Chopra will be playing 18 different roles in one Ashutosh Gowariker Film. The film is titled What's your raashi?! and will also star Harman Baweja. Theo story revolves around Harman meeting 18 different girls in his search for the perfect bride. Now this sounds like fun and when Ashutosh is behind the wheel, we all know it's going to be a hit.

James And Bond?!? WTF

Harry Baweja is losing his mind after the flop debut of his son, Harman Baweja's, Love Story 2050. The poor director has gone and registered the title for his next venture and it's called James And Bond. What kind of shittery is this??? This man needs psychological help.

Source: BollywoodHungama

What the fartbutt?

What the hell is Priyanka and Harman promoting now?!?! 'Shit Story 2050' bombed u losers! Get over it! These pop up everywhere where there's a camera! They just stand there looking dumb and not aware of the fact that their shoteous film has already been released and flopped hard time.

Good choice

Priyanka refused to do an on-screen kiss with Harman in Lame Story 2050. Good move, I say. I bet Harman has bad breath. Besides the movie's not worth it, since it's flopping around the world. You need more than effects to make a movie successful, like a plotline that's good.

"It doesn't matter who the co-star. I won't do certain things on screen," Priyanka told IANS.

When asked about the kiss, Harman said: "It's true. Both dad and I felt a kiss would have been most appropriate midway through the narration when the first Priyanka character dies in my arms. Dad had written a kiss into the story here."

A Masculine Story 2008

So 'Love story 2050' has been released and gotten terrible reviews (no surprise there). The only good thing about the film is reportedly Harman Baweja and Priyanka 'Black Gums' Chopra. I'm still going to watch it and I suggest u do to cuz I can sense that this is the start of the Harman-era. Ranbir watch ur back!

Anyways Harman got in touch with his masculine side and appeared on some random magazine cover. Why do I get the feeling that Manish Malhotra and Karan Johar are behind this photoshoot? They were probably standing there cheering Harman on and encouraging him to do all these manly poses. Take my advice Harman and don't let those guys coach u anymore. Black Gums is a better coach anyday. Although don't listen to her when she suggests that u colour ur hair red. Leave the tomato-hair to her.

Fug Premiere

Priyanka Chopra can't stay hot for more than 2 minutes. She has that fug inside her and it wants to be relased. The fug managed to come out on the premiere of 'Love Story 2050' in London. What the toenail is she wearing? I have to admit that the close up is hot though. Her hair looks like a beehive...she probably borrowed it from crack-ass Amy Winehouse. Harman is looking like the dork he is.

Now that 'Fug Story 2050' has been released, I can finally relax. Now I won't have to see the shiteous black gums of Priyanka and Harman's monkey-face. Thank you.

Red-Hot

Priyanka Chopra pulled herself together and managed to look a hot tranny mess without the 'mess' at the press meet for 'Love Fart 2050'. Harman also came to his senses and decided not to wax his chest for this event. Boman Irani is always fierce and he knows it.

This is how Priyanka should smile! She should hide her black gums and smile a little less than she usually does. As for monkey-faced Hrithik-wannabe Harman Baweja...he needs to hire a new stylist ASAP.

Kill me now

Harman couldn't wait two seconds for me to take a dump so he decided to show up once more. But let me tell u Harman, the joke is on u! Cuz this isn't promotion for 'Fug Story 2050'. Harman is out to interact with kids. Creepy I know. Anyways; What the fug are u wearing boy? U need some serious help with that wardrobe of urs.

I don't get this guy....sometimes he looks good but most of the time he looks like a piece of shit. What's going on?

This is not a joke

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja can't seem to stay still at one place. They just have to be everywhere at once. So annoying! If I see them on one more promotional event for 'Shit Ass Story 2050' again, I'm going to lock myself in the toilet and drop some babies in the pool and name them after Priyanka and Harman. Yup, that's exactly how far I'll go.

Hate to admit that Priyanka is looking rather hottilicious in the pic above. That still can't take away the fact that she has balck gums though. Sorry hun. Keep away from the white shiteous outfits and nighties you've been wearing to events, Priyanka.

Give It A Rest

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja need to go lay down and take a rest so I can rest my eyes from their fakeness. They are so annoying, popping up at every stage promoting their shit-ass flick 'Flop Story 2050'. Here they are at the millionth promotional event for their film. Piggy-chops dresses like a shitilicious hillbilly from texas.

In other news...the film is being released on 2 July in London. Btw...did u know that Kareena Kapoor was originally set to play the role Priyanka is playing? The bitch was smart enough to jump off a sinking ship. Good going Kareena!

Luring the kids

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja are trying to brainwash little kids into buying their shiteous props from the even shitttier movie 'Ass Story 2050'. There is still something seriously wrong with Priyanka's smile...it scares me. Why are her gums black? A new promo for the movie has been released. The voice in the promo is annoying the hell outta me. Makes me wanna sharf.

A dose of Harman

Mr Baweja listens to the radio. Or at least to BIG FM cuz that's where he went to promote 'Lame Ass Story 2050'. That movie is getting on my last nerves now...It was OK in the beginning but it's gone to far. It feels like I've seen the movie for at least one hundred times now. Harman is the next big thing, we get it so stop whoring his face out everywhere! Tip to Harman: Take a napkin and wipe that sweat off ur chest. The sweaty look is nottilicious.