Indian Telly Awards

The Indian Telly Awards was held the other night and let me tell you, there were a lot of cheap satin and big hair that night.

Who was there? The only one that I recognize is Rani. Has she moved from movies to TV permanently or is this just 'they needed a starstudded name'-kind of thing? Am I the only one worried about the 6 year-old at the party, isn't she too young?

I don't know any of these people, but they're tacky as a Indian TV party can get. Anywhore, where's Rakhi when you need her?

Check out the pic's and more after the jump.

The Good


The So-so


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The pits

Was Dil Bole Hadippa such a huge flop that rani now has to settle with judging tacjy shows on TV? Just wondering.

That Smile!

Rani is often seen looking a mess with some wack ass styling but when she gets it right...She REALLY gets it right! Shes making us gasp for air right about now! Just look at the pics and you'll see why!

Making the wrong decisions

What's with the Bollywood ppl and judging lame shows on TV? Now Rani NaukRani is judging some flop ass dance show. She is looking hot though and we gotta give the props where they are deserved.



More of this NaukRani after the JUMP

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Awwww

My girl Rani has come a long way since last years obesity.

What the hell?

What the hell is Rani wearing while promoting DBH?! Being skinny must've have affected her brain beacause I can't remember the last time it was considered normal to wear a scarf like that. Shame on you Rani.

Skinny Rani Update

Rani Mukherjee has been looking better than ever these days. She lost a few 1000 pounds and has now joined the slutty-bandwagon of heroines who show off their bikini-clad bodies in films. Oh well, who wouldn't show off their bodies after loosing so much weight. Here are few pics of Rani at a some events. She seems to love bringin her cute niece with her everywhere. Adorable.

On a side-note, loosing weight appearantly doesnt mean that u grow a sense of style.

Go Rani, work it girl!

I've gotta say, Rani is looking good smoking hot, well most of the time. At beginning of this video she's hot. In the middle she turns into a guy, which is not that hot, and all the excitement disappear. Then she turns into a goddess again.

She has definitely worked on her body. Damn!

Child...sit down!

Rani Mukherjee is back and is looking more fug than ever! This is the first look from her new flop Dil Bole Hadippa. She's hurting my eyes. Shahid looks like a princess compared to the beastly Rani.

Shaadi Mubarik

Saif, Kareena and Rani's yoga instructor just got married and they all showed up to bring some glam to the event! Always nice to see Rani out and about. Saif got a well needed shave and Kareena just can't seem to let go of the heavy eye-make-up!

I coming to get ya'll flop hoes

Just felt the need to post this pic of adorable Rani. She's not gone yet...bitches better run for cover!

Evolve Medspa Launch

Ok...don't ask me what this event was all about..you know how I suck at event-knowledge. Anywhore...this event sure seem to bring out a lot of stars from their hideouts. Everyonce from Lara Dutta to Genelia D'Souza were there. (I wonder who comes between those two..) Now to the questions this event brings up;
Why is Lara with Kunal Kapoor and not with Dino?
Why is Rani looking so good?
What is the skank Malaika Arora doing there?
Why is Karisma so pale?
And why does Manisha insist on out-fugging everyone?

From fame to lame

Has Rani Mukherjee turned in to a street begger? That's what this recently taken picture is telling me...

I miss Rani

Here's a behind-the-scenes photo from the Daboo Ratnani shoot with Rani Mukherjee. She's lloking really cute and I can't wait to see her on the big screen with that raspy voice cutting through my head.

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 2

Here's the second bash of skanky calendar pictures. In this batch we see Ayesha Takia hitting her head to check if her brain is still in it and Abhay Deol trying to commit suicide beacause of his flop career. Vivek Oberoi is suffering from narcissism but wearing a nice outfit while doing so and Rani posing like she has been posing for the latest century. Sonam is smelling her armpits while Neil is just being his pathetic self. Dino Morea and Lara Dutta are both naked and that's why they make such a nice skanky couple.

The calendar is here

Here are the first pictures from Daboo Ratnani's over-hyped-2009 calendar. I smell a theme...tacky subjects, slutty actresses and shirtless heroes. Why aren't we being a little creative here mr Daboo Ratfloppy?

How many times have you seen Aish putting her finger to her ear like that? Why does Hrithik want to poke out his eye with a sword? What's up with the footprint on Preity's face? (Actually I have that one figured out...It's probably when Priyanka Chopra walked all over Preity botox-filled career this year). Why is Bobby trying to be the new Elvis? So many questions fill my chicken-brain after seeing these pictures.

Rani's back folks!!!

Wow it sure has been ages since we saw Rani dance in fug clothes and weird hairdos! Well it's time to rejoice people beacuse Rani is in a new song promo for the crapfest known as Rab Ne Bana Jodi. Oh and some other skanks are also featured in the promo; Miss bloated face Preity Zinta, Miss Slutty Bipasha Basu and miss fug Kajol. Ignore them and you have a pretty decent video.

Party-time

Some big hotel opened in Dubai and stars from Bollywood and the lesser known Hollywood were present! Looks very glamorous. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan and Priyanka had a conversation....what could they talk about? What the hell is wrong with Rani? She's definetely not the queen of Bollywood anymore. Piryanka totally outshined everyone at the event! Mallika's make-up is scaring me.