Daboo Ratnani's 2009 calendar part 4

Here's the fourth batch of calendar pics. Shit I'm getting tired of this now! I think I'm going to throw up soon. Loving the Urmila pic by the way...it reminds me of the good old slutty Rangeela days! Man I miss Urmila.

The King is Back

Shahrukh has been laying low these days but he finally decided to show his big nosed self at HDIL's Red Carpet Event. He brought his fug wife Gauri Khan with him. He should've left her at home. The woman's an eyesore. A lot of other celebs attented as well...I guess it's the effect of ShahRukh Khan. Forget about SRK though couse Fardeen Khan's wife sure knows how to steal the limelight from all the a-listers. She puts on the fuggest outfits of them all and it sure is working. Worse than Gauri Khan's fug face.

Zee Astitva Awards

What the hey is Astitva? Can someone expalin to me? Anyways the award-show was an excuse for the Bollywood-people to dress tacky wear a lot of bronzer and....look tacky. Here are a few pics from the event...Enjoy, although I doubt you will.

Z-listed

Don't ask what this event was about...My guess is that it was some kind of opening. Anyways, whatever it was it sure attracted a lot of z-graders. There was a lot of fake-air-kissing going on between Dia and Fardeen. Fardeen's wife's jeans are hurting my eyes. When Sophie attends an event it's basically a health risk. Her skanky bacterias are life-threatening. We should applause all the Z-graders for having the courage to appear in the same event as Sophie!