Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 5

And now for the topless batch...man these item-girls are some sluts. Ameesha Patel has totally lost it since Lazy lamhe...the clothes just keep getting smaller. Kunal Kapoor is definetely ready to take a dump.

Yay

It's always exciting to see Daboo Ratnani's Bollywood-calendars although they're full of tacky styling and some fug actors. Anywho, the launch was attended by a lot of b-town stars! Urmila looks cute but that doesn't really help when your career is in the dumps.

The King is Back

Shahrukh has been laying low these days but he finally decided to show his big nosed self at HDIL's Red Carpet Event. He brought his fug wife Gauri Khan with him. He should've left her at home. The woman's an eyesore. A lot of other celebs attented as well...I guess it's the effect of ShahRukh Khan. Forget about SRK though couse Fardeen Khan's wife sure knows how to steal the limelight from all the a-listers. She puts on the fuggest outfits of them all and it sure is working. Worse than Gauri Khan's fug face.

Work the runway ladies

This woman is just full of surprises. Priyanka Chopra looked amazing on a Ritu Kumar fashion show. This outfit and look reminds me of the sweet 90s. Those were the days. Neha Dhupia, Reema and Riya Sen were also there.

You know she's hot.

Riya Sen is one of those hot girls that will never make it big in Bollywood and everybody knows it. All she can do to gain some attention is wearing neon-coloured clothes to shiteous parties. Well, it sure is working Riya since you are now on B-listed.

FLOP

Shreyas Talpade can't act worth shit ('Aggar') but that didn't seem to stop him from jumping on the producer-bandwagon. The shitous actor has produced some Marathi film and the premiere was filled with z-graders like him. Celina looked as slutty as ever, even Riya Sen managed to look a bit classy standing next to Celina. Amrita Arora was also at the premiere wearing some horrendeous purple dress. I'm sick of her cute-act. Makes me wanna sharf.



Source: Indiafm

Store opening #100054484

There was another store-opening in Mumbai...no, I'm not joking although I wish I was. The who's who of Bollywood attented. The a-listers attending consisted of Riya Sen and Rohit something. Yeah unbelievable huh? How did they manage to take time for this event in their hectic lives? Guess this is what u call staying 'down to earth'.

Note to Riya & Rohit: Ur INSIDE! Take off ur sunglasses. I'm sure u won't be blinded by the paparazzi cameras since the only cameras flashing there were the ones held by ur mums. Yeah, every kid is a star in their mother's eyes.