The calendar is here

Here are the first pictures from Daboo Ratnani's over-hyped-2009 calendar. I smell a theme...tacky subjects, slutty actresses and shirtless heroes. Why aren't we being a little creative here mr Daboo Ratfloppy?

How many times have you seen Aish putting her finger to her ear like that? Why does Hrithik want to poke out his eye with a sword? What's up with the footprint on Preity's face? (Actually I have that one figured out...It's probably when Priyanka Chopra walked all over Preity botox-filled career this year). Why is Bobby trying to be the new Elvis? So many questions fill my chicken-brain after seeing these pictures.

Bobby joins the gay-fest

Bobby Deol has a special appearance in Dostana and here is the first picture of his look in the movie. I don't get what 'look' people are talking about since he's looking like he always does. I tired mess with shopping-bags under his eyes. I'm getting a 'Deewana Mastana' flashback (remember that movie when Anil Kapoor and Govinda are fighting over Juhi Chawla and Salman Khan gets her in the end?). Anygay...the movie is released on the 14th november. I'm pretty sure it won't live up to the expectations (no, I don't know which expectations). I will watch the movie since it feature my current fav Priyanka 'Black Gums' Chopra!

The King is Back

Shahrukh has been laying low these days but he finally decided to show his big nosed self at HDIL's Red Carpet Event. He brought his fug wife Gauri Khan with him. He should've left her at home. The woman's an eyesore. A lot of other celebs attented as well...I guess it's the effect of ShahRukh Khan. Forget about SRK though couse Fardeen Khan's wife sure knows how to steal the limelight from all the a-listers. She puts on the fuggest outfits of them all and it sure is working. Worse than Gauri Khan's fug face.

New Dostana Pic

Here's for all the John Abraham stans out there. Bobby is looking beat. Poor chap...all those flops are taking a toll on his face. Or has he always had this busted flop face?

Z-listed

Soha Ali Khan seems to be getting desperate these days. She's been whoring it out in men's magazines and appearing at random events like 'Toilet Openings' and stuff. Anyways she attended some Colombia Records party and looked like shit. Bobby Deol was also present and he looked like shit with a capital S. So Boring. NEXT!