James And Bond?!? WTF

Harry Baweja is losing his mind after the flop debut of his son, Harman Baweja's, Love Story 2050. The poor director has gone and registered the title for his next venture and it's called James And Bond. What kind of shittery is this??? This man needs psychological help.

Source: BollywoodHungama

Separated at birth

Red Sonja and Priyanka Chopra



NOTE: OMG OMG OMG These promo pics from 'Red Sonja' are so HOT they're making me sharf (shit and barf at the same time). I've always had this thing for Rose McGowan ever since I first saw her in 'Scream'. She's the hotness but can't act worth crap though. I hope this movie is as fierce as the promo pics!

Good choice

Priyanka refused to do an on-screen kiss with Harman in Lame Story 2050. Good move, I say. I bet Harman has bad breath. Besides the movie's not worth it, since it's flopping around the world. You need more than effects to make a movie successful, like a plotline that's good.

"It doesn't matter who the co-star. I won't do certain things on screen," Priyanka told IANS.

When asked about the kiss, Harman said: "It's true. Both dad and I felt a kiss would have been most appropriate midway through the narration when the first Priyanka character dies in my arms. Dad had written a kiss into the story here."

Fug Premiere

Priyanka Chopra can't stay hot for more than 2 minutes. She has that fug inside her and it wants to be relased. The fug managed to come out on the premiere of 'Love Story 2050' in London. What the toenail is she wearing? I have to admit that the close up is hot though. Her hair looks like a beehive...she probably borrowed it from crack-ass Amy Winehouse. Harman is looking like the dork he is.

Now that 'Fug Story 2050' has been released, I can finally relax. Now I won't have to see the shiteous black gums of Priyanka and Harman's monkey-face. Thank you.

Red-Hot

Priyanka Chopra pulled herself together and managed to look a hot tranny mess without the 'mess' at the press meet for 'Love Fart 2050'. Harman also came to his senses and decided not to wax his chest for this event. Boman Irani is always fierce and he knows it.

This is how Priyanka should smile! She should hide her black gums and smile a little less than she usually does. As for monkey-faced Hrithik-wannabe Harman Baweja...he needs to hire a new stylist ASAP.

Kill me now

Harman couldn't wait two seconds for me to take a dump so he decided to show up once more. But let me tell u Harman, the joke is on u! Cuz this isn't promotion for 'Fug Story 2050'. Harman is out to interact with kids. Creepy I know. Anyways; What the fug are u wearing boy? U need some serious help with that wardrobe of urs.

I don't get this guy....sometimes he looks good but most of the time he looks like a piece of shit. What's going on?

This is not a joke

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja can't seem to stay still at one place. They just have to be everywhere at once. So annoying! If I see them on one more promotional event for 'Shit Ass Story 2050' again, I'm going to lock myself in the toilet and drop some babies in the pool and name them after Priyanka and Harman. Yup, that's exactly how far I'll go.

Hate to admit that Priyanka is looking rather hottilicious in the pic above. That still can't take away the fact that she has balck gums though. Sorry hun. Keep away from the white shiteous outfits and nighties you've been wearing to events, Priyanka.

Give It A Rest

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja need to go lay down and take a rest so I can rest my eyes from their fakeness. They are so annoying, popping up at every stage promoting their shit-ass flick 'Flop Story 2050'. Here they are at the millionth promotional event for their film. Piggy-chops dresses like a shitilicious hillbilly from texas.

In other news...the film is being released on 2 July in London. Btw...did u know that Kareena Kapoor was originally set to play the role Priyanka is playing? The bitch was smart enough to jump off a sinking ship. Good going Kareena!

This Bitch is Busy

Priyanka Chopra is on a roll these days...she has one million (almost) movies lined up right now with hot-ass producers and directors and co-stars. Pri is the hotness and I wish her all the hits in the world! Here are the films lined up:

1. Fashion (Dir: Madhur Bhandarkar)After Corporate, Bhandarkar has chosen to expose the dark side of the fashion industry, with Priyanka as his lead character. She's accompanied by accomplished actress Kangana Ranaut and the two have reportedly hit it off very well. If Madhur's past leading ladies are anything to go by, expect wonders from Priyanka this time around.

2. Love Story 2050 (Dir: Harry Baweja)With boyfriend and debutant Harman Baweja, Priyanka is set to take on Mumbai in the year 2050 with Bollywood's latest sci-fi flick. The film is said to boast of the greatest special effects Indian cinema has ever seen, so sit tight and get ready for the ride. Priyanka has also taken a major risk here, with red hair in the film--and she pulls it off quite well!

3. Drona (Dir: Goldie Behl)Yet again, she does something drastically different as she plays bodyguard to Abhishek Bachchan in this Indian superhero flick. Reportedly the film is a fantasy film like never seen before and Priyanka has performed some daring stunts in it. After Don, it will be very exciting to see her attempting action once again.

4. Chamku (Dir: Kabeer Kaushik)This one hasn't been promoted much, but it co-stars Bobby Deol who Priyanka has worked with earlier. It's another crime drama and from the looks of it one can't be sure if Priyanka has much to do in the film, but let's hope so!

5. Dostana (Dir: Tarun Mansukhani)Produced by Karan Johar's Dharma Productions, this youth-centric romantic comedy looks like it'll be the fresh film of the year. Aiming for a year-end release, it co-stars Abhishek Bachchan once again along with John Abraham, whom Priyanka shared fantastic chemistry with in Karm. She's clarified time and time again, she wears beach wear in this but "not a bikini!" Take note, media!

6. What's Your Rashee? (Dir: Ashutosh Gowariker)He recently directed Jodhaa Akbar which is one of the most acclaimed and highest grossing films of this year, but this time Ashutosh Gowariker has decided to tackle a comedy. Apparently it is based on a Gujarati novel of the same name and once again she's paired with Harman Baweja.

7. Kaminey (Dir: Vishal Bhardwaj)She really has hit the jackpot. Even after so many great films coming up, Priyanka recently bagged Vishal Bhardwaj's next venture. Here, she finds herself starring with a new co-star--Shahid Kapur! Nothing has been revealed except that it is a romantic comedy with great characters.

8. Rajniti (Dir: Prakash Jha)Though it's not finalized, Priyanka has confirmed that she has been offered Prakash Jha's take on politics and the Mahabaarat and is hoping to do the film. However, she is yet to sign on the dotted line. If and when she does sign the project, we will get to see her with Ranbir Kapoor who plays the lead role.

Source: BollySpice.com

Luring the kids

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja are trying to brainwash little kids into buying their shiteous props from the even shitttier movie 'Ass Story 2050'. There is still something seriously wrong with Priyanka's smile...it scares me. Why are her gums black? A new promo for the movie has been released. The voice in the promo is annoying the hell outta me. Makes me wanna sharf.

A dose of Harman

Mr Baweja listens to the radio. Or at least to BIG FM cuz that's where he went to promote 'Lame Ass Story 2050'. That movie is getting on my last nerves now...It was OK in the beginning but it's gone to far. It feels like I've seen the movie for at least one hundred times now. Harman is the next big thing, we get it so stop whoring his face out everywhere! Tip to Harman: Take a napkin and wipe that sweat off ur chest. The sweaty look is nottilicious.

Priyanka listens to the radio

At the IIFA 2008 Priyanka, Harman and Harry had to talk about their latest film 'Lame Love Story 2050'. I really hope that the thing behind Priyanka will not be used as promotion, because it's a real turn-off. Is that radio antennas that's sticking out of her ears? Seems like you still use giant headphones in the future. Don't you think they would come up with something smaller?

Note: She's wearing Jean Paul Gaultier. Kareena has worn that same dress on HiBlitz Magazine.

Hrithik better watch out

Here's the latest promo for 'Love Story 2050' featuring Harman's crazy dance moves. He's like one of those guys who pokes you in the eye on the dance-floor. The song in the promo is 'Sach Kehna' and it's a shiteous song...All the songs on this soundtrack are shiteous. The future thing has gotten out of hand. Here's the video:

Love Story 2050 - music review

Love Story 2050's tagline is "the future is here". Well, the future might be here but not in the music. It's not innovative. It's just some technobeats thrown in here and there.

Now, let's talk about the originality of this film. I think it looks like a little 'Time Machine', 'I,Robot' and a little 'Fifth Element'. Not very original or innovative. Let's hope the story line is good.

Check out these pics.
Love Story 2050

I,Robot


Love Story 2050

Fifth Element


Milla had her hair dyed carrot-red for The Fifth Element and Priyanka didn't want to copy her so she went with tomato-red.

Brown Gums

The music release of 'Love Story 2050' was finally held and it was attented by the stars of the movie and the event also seemed to attract some z-graders. There is something seriuosly wrong with Priyanka's smile. She has brown shitty gums. It's fug. I think the botox injections got a little out of hand. Speaking of Priyanaka, she needs to return her white dress to the hooker she borrowed it from ASAP.

Harman looks like a dorky Hrithik...which is kind of hard to pull off since Hrithik is the biggest dork there is. Sonali Bendre decided to show up her 90s ass and looked classy in a cheap white suit which she probably borrowed from her husband. I don't know why but Sophie Chaudhry decided to show up. Her skanky ass pops up everywhere. I downloaded the soundtrack and the verdict is in: IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Future Hookers

This is starting to get kind of pathetic but I have to post these caps. I'm glad to see that the hookers in 2050 are looking exactly like they do nowadays. I don't like changes. Harman's manly hand-movement in the picture above reminds of me the last time I had a fight with my bff. That's exactly the movement I made. Memories...

Note: Priyanka's hair is shieous and I'm tired of seeing it. If I see it one more time I'm going to make that Harman movement. And that is not a pretty sight!

Forgot these

So what do u think about Priyanka's tranny-hairdo? Over-hyped I know.