Flop after Flop

As we predicted, 'Money Hai Toh Honey Hai' sucks. Both IndiaFM and Glamsham doesn't like it.
IndiaFM wrote: "[...]MONEY HAI TOH HONEY HAI is a poor show. At the box-office, a damp squib!" And it only got one out of five. And Glamsham wrote: "[...]Sad, because with a star cast like this you expected something sensible[...]."

Another prediction we made was that 'Mission Istanbul(lshit)' would suck too.
IndiaFM wrote: "[...]On the whole, MISSION ISTAANBUL rests on action and only action to salvage the show. But that's not enough. At the box-office, this mission won't work!"
It got 1,5 out of 5. Ha ha!

Mission Whorebul

There was a press event for the comedy 'Mission Istanbullshit' and all the z-listers were there. Remeber the girl in pink from Awarapan where she played a muslim girl in salwar kameez? Well here she is now showing her true colours or should I say her fake boobs? What the toenail is up with Zayed Khan and his busted gay-face? He needs to lay low on the bronzer ad hair-gel. Get a haircut while ur at it.

Mission Istanbul is delayed

What? I really wanted to see that movie (not really). I wanted to she airhead Bush's hand and silhouette. Why, why does God punish me so severe?

The craptacular film is giving room for another craptacular film, 'Mehbooba' starring real-life drama-king Sanjay Dutt, fugface Ajay Devgan, hottie from the 90's Manisha Koirala and my favorite movie-mom (after Kirron Kher) Reema Lagoo. It's apparently a decade in the making. That means it's so bad they wouldn't even release it when it was finished.

So why move Mission Istanbulshit? Mehbooba will flop hard anyway.

Koko is a crazy Bengali?

Well, she is in her latest movie. In her latest role she chases George Bush in a forthcoming film called "The President Is Coming". The plot is about Bush visiting India where seven mad people want to meet him. Her character is a radical left-wing Bengali activist who wants revenge the wrongs done by Bush. Wouldn't we all?

Wonder if he'll be in the movie, like he was in 'Mission Istanbul'.You know, where he showed his hand and his silhouette is enough. Bullshit, as they sing in the movie. I don't even think it's really his hand. It's like putting your nani (=grandma) in a flesh-coloured leotard in a movie and say that it's Madonna. Anyway, I look forward to this movie.

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Mission Istanbul hold on

Wow, this sucks. I hope they bought the rights from the guy that made "World Hold On". This is jus a really bad remix, really bad. Emphasis on the bad.

Mission Bullshit

Mission Istanbul had a press meet at IIFA and all the star from the flopilicious movie were there. 80 % of the cast are nobodies so don't pay attention to them. Vivek Oberoi and Zayed Khan were present and it seemed to be very sunny inside the press-room since Zayed couldn't seem to take of his sunglasses. What a loser.

Mission Istanbul

What the fartbutt is this all about??? This is the new song promo for the new movie 'Mission Istanbul'. It stars Vivek Oberoi, Zayed Khan Abhishek Bachan and some z-listers. The lyrics are sooo deep just take a listen. Jokes aside...this video makes u wanna sharf (shit and barf at the same time).

In other news...Vivek Oberoi is going to be in Karan Johar's next venture. It will be directed Rensil D'Silva (screenwriter of RANG DE BASANTI)and will co-star Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor. KarSaif will so take all the attention. Poor Vivek seems so unknowing about this fact.

In lack of interesting news

Here are a few behind the scenes pics from the upcoming shiteous movie called 'Mission Istanbul'. It's bound to flop as hard as Mariah Carey's 'Glitter'. Zayed Khan should've used just a little more foundation and he would have nailed it! I think I'm starting to smell a male-makeup trend in b-town.