Back to basics

Vivek Oberoi probably realized that he is a flop with a capital F withot RGV so he's going back to the director who gave him the little fame he ever had. Vivek will star in a movie about some person called Paritala Ravi and here are his different looks for the movie. Paritala Raviwas some kind of political leader...if u wanna know more about him, head on to wikipedia!

Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 2

Here's the second bash of skanky calendar pictures. In this batch we see Ayesha Takia hitting her head to check if her brain is still in it and Abhay Deol trying to commit suicide beacause of his flop career. Vivek Oberoi is suffering from narcissism but wearing a nice outfit while doing so and Rani posing like she has been posing for the latest century. Sonam is smelling her armpits while Neil is just being his pathetic self. Dino Morea and Lara Dutta are both naked and that's why they make such a nice skanky couple.

Lingerie Show

Underwear shows are very popular you guys and it sure drew out the creme de la creme of Bollywood on this particular night. The hottest thing about it was of course Priyanka Chopra although she looked fug and wore an outfit that even Mallika Sherawat would call unclassy. Notice how Suzanne's face is melting...it's probably the magic of Hrithik's double thumb. Anythumb, enjoy the pics of all the stars drooling over naked models walking the ramp. Besharam.

Mission Istanbul hold on

Wow, this sucks. I hope they bought the rights from the guy that made "World Hold On". This is jus a really bad remix, really bad. Emphasis on the bad.

Picture Post

Deeps is the hotness! Perfect in every way.

Vivek is...well...Vivek. He needs to get a haircut or put it up in ghetto pony-tail with a ribbon on top.

Mission Bullshit

Mission Istanbul had a press meet at IIFA and all the star from the flopilicious movie were there. 80 % of the cast are nobodies so don't pay attention to them. Vivek Oberoi and Zayed Khan were present and it seemed to be very sunny inside the press-room since Zayed couldn't seem to take of his sunglasses. What a loser.

Cancer event #2

Yup...there are a lot of cancer events going on in Mumbai, which is a good thing. This time it was attended byt Vivek Oberoi, his beard and Farah Khan. Farah is looking hot considering how she recently delivered not one, but THREE babies in to this fug world. Vivek is looking beat. He's probably not over Aish. I don't blame him though.

Mission Istanbul

What the fartbutt is this all about??? This is the new song promo for the new movie 'Mission Istanbul'. It stars Vivek Oberoi, Zayed Khan Abhishek Bachan and some z-listers. The lyrics are sooo deep just take a listen. Jokes aside...this video makes u wanna sharf (shit and barf at the same time).

In other news...Vivek Oberoi is going to be in Karan Johar's next venture. It will be directed Rensil D'Silva (screenwriter of RANG DE BASANTI)and will co-star Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor. KarSaif will so take all the attention. Poor Vivek seems so unknowing about this fact.

Fake smile

Look at that smile...it just exudes happiness! He probably didn't get a joke and started laughing just so he wouldn't look like the dumbass he is. The funny thing is that this was exactly the look I had on my face when I saw Tashan.

Anyways, Vivek was seen smiling like a fake biatch on some insignificant event. John Abraham attended the event to...probably cuz he doesn't have anything to do these days. It's been a long time since we've seen Vivek Oberoi out and about. Maybe he's still not over Aish. He seems to have forgotten to get a haircut in his depression.

In lack of interesting news

Here are a few behind the scenes pics from the upcoming shiteous movie called 'Mission Istanbul'. It's bound to flop as hard as Mariah Carey's 'Glitter'. Zayed Khan should've used just a little more foundation and he would have nailed it! I think I'm starting to smell a male-makeup trend in b-town.