Fairly Shiteous

Shah Rukh Khan seems to be promoting everything from toenails to nosehair these days. He's the biggest media whore in the history of Bollywood. Or wait...is it Amitabh maybe? Who cares, they're both whores. Here's a pic of King Khan promoting a fairness-cream for gents. In all fairness; WTF is wrong with u? I hate this being-fair-ideal among us desi people. Accept ur skin-colour people! U make me wanna sharf!

NOTE: Why is a poopie-brown Khan promoting a fairness cream? They should have hired the albino from Haal-E-Dil. Yeah, that Nakuul Mehta.

2 flops in a row

Both 'De Taali' and 'Haal-E-Dil' were released today and both films got crappy reviews. No surprise there. It was all expected. Not even Nakuul's blue eyes could save this mess (Haal-E-Dil) from sinking. Poor new kids in 'Haal-E-Dil' and poor Ayesha Takia who can't seem to sign a good movie these days. I actually started liking her after 'Sunday' so I hope she gets her shiteous act together and signs 'Tashan 2'.

New Kids On The Block

The premiere of 'Mere Baap Pehle Aap' was filled with newcomers. They all look like future b-graders but one of them stands out in the crowd. I'm talking about Genelia D'Souza. She's looking fierce. Not the new Deepika but on her way. Jackie Shroff is scaring me. I'm not going to comment on him cuz I know he's watching us. HIDE!

Fuggity Fugs of Bollywood

The fugliest pair in Bollywood is going to make a special appearence in the new movie 'Haal-E-Dil'. They are appearently in a song or something. I'm sorry to say but the film looks like a future flop. There is one good thing about 'Haal-E-Dil' thogh...the song 'FAshion' feat Hard Kaur. It's the hotness and we'll be adding it to the playlist.