Daboo Ratnani 2009 calendar part 2

Here's the second bash of skanky calendar pictures. In this batch we see Ayesha Takia hitting her head to check if her brain is still in it and Abhay Deol trying to commit suicide beacause of his flop career. Vivek Oberoi is suffering from narcissism but wearing a nice outfit while doing so and Rani posing like she has been posing for the latest century. Sonam is smelling her armpits while Neil is just being his pathetic self. Dino Morea and Lara Dutta are both naked and that's why they make such a nice skanky couple.

Deserves a Clap

I just saw De Taali last night and I must say it was quite enetertaining. The film was the freshness and kind of funny sometimes...a bit long though...I mean looking at Ritesh's fug face fro 2hrs and 20min can be extremely unbareable at times. To sum it up: Go watch it!

2 flops in a row

Both 'De Taali' and 'Haal-E-Dil' were released today and both films got crappy reviews. No surprise there. It was all expected. Not even Nakuul's blue eyes could save this mess (Haal-E-Dil) from sinking. Poor new kids in 'Haal-E-Dil' and poor Ayesha Takia who can't seem to sign a good movie these days. I actually started liking her after 'Sunday' so I hope she gets her shiteous act together and signs 'Tashan 2'.

B-List Hotness

Even the B-listers knows how to look fierce on the Green Carpet. Retard Dia Mirza was looking ferosh in a chanel-like dress and Ayesha looked super-hot in a....in a...layered tablecloth. Work it ladies!

Fashion Face-Off

Ayesha Takia and Kareena Kapoor was spotted on the runway wearing similar outfis at IIFA 2008 in Dubai. So, who do you think worked it better?

Ayesha Takia in Vikram Phadnis Kareena Kapoor in Manish Malhotra

Not a store opening

This was not a store opening but a lot of stars still showed up to the function. I'm talking about the music release of the future flop 'De Taali'. Sanjay Dutt showed up with his chinese looking wife and Ayesha Takia managed to change her outfit once. Ur not a star if u don't change ur outfit at least five times at a function. I don't know what it is about Ayesha. Sometimes she looks fat and sometimes she looks ok. Did u notice her calfes in 'Sunday'? Scary.

Note: Seems like Ayesha is giving Urmila a run for her title 'biggest boobs in Bollywood'.