Fairly Shiteous

Shah Rukh Khan seems to be promoting everything from toenails to nosehair these days. He's the biggest media whore in the history of Bollywood. Or wait...is it Amitabh maybe? Who cares, they're both whores. Here's a pic of King Khan promoting a fairness-cream for gents. In all fairness; WTF is wrong with u? I hate this being-fair-ideal among us desi people. Accept ur skin-colour people! U make me wanna sharf!

NOTE: Why is a poopie-brown Khan promoting a fairness cream? They should have hired the albino from Haal-E-Dil. Yeah, that Nakuul Mehta.

Drunken Bastards

OMG OMG OMG! Sallu's new hairstyle is the SHIT! All the boys need to take note and get haircuts that looks like some bird with diarrhea flew over ur head an laid a dump. This dwarf is so Fug it's not even funny! WTF is Katrina doing with him? She needs to go see a shrink to find out why she is dating a shrinking guy. Get it...?...Shrink...shrinkin Sallu???

Uncle Sallu

Man, Time is hard and it was especially hard on Salman Khan. Remember how charming and funny he was in 'Andaz Apna Apna' (masterpiece)? And remember how expressionless he was in Partner (disaster)? This reminds me of a person that time has been the hardest on...Juhi Chawla...I miss the 90s.

These pics are from the launch of Sallu's new shiteous TV-show called 'Ten farts' or something in that lane.