Weird Faces

Looks like Preity and Akshay did meet up at the Toronto Film Festival. It's so tiring to type that so I'm just going to refer to the festival as TFF from now on. Don't come asking me what TFF means now or you'll get a cyber-chapeir (slap). Anywhore...why is Preity making such a fug face on the pic? She's scaring me.

Still Trying To Be Kinng

Here's Akshay Kumar at the Toronto Film Festival 2008 promoting the shiteous 'Singh Is Kinng'. What's up with the grey beard akki?

News of the day

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be... it's worse. Not that funny.


Kareena has the power - The Times of India

That's not new, Ram Gopal Varma - IndiaGlitz

KitKat speaks about the love triangle and uses the word "humbug" - India FM

If I was in a flopalicious movie, I would leave the country too - The Times of India

Jade Goody is going to appear in Big Boss - Filmicafe

Adnan Sami in the hospital - India FM

This hasn't got anything to do with Bollywood, but still. Why? - I Watch Stuff

In a theater near you..

Yeah, we all know 'Singh is Kinng' is a success. If you wanna see the movie and you live in Stockholm go to http://www.patleborsent.com/. It'll be shown on sunday 17 th of August (this sunday) in SF Park at 18:30. Buy your tickets now.

Sikhs are in

Or as Heidi Klum would put it: 'Either ur in or ur out, and this week the sikhs are in!' So Singh Is Kinng has been out for a few seconds and the cast and crew have already thrown a success party. They should have had the success party the moment they signed Akshay Kumar. I mean this bitch is a box-office-bomb! And it seems to be exploding every other month...Does Akki ever sleep?


Anykhiladi, looks like Akshay can't get enough of all the attention so he decided to speak on the SRK-Salman-catfight. I am so on team SRK. Or maybe not cuz both SRK and Sallu are arrogant piceces of feecies. U can watch the video over at Indiafm.com.

Akki keeps it real

Akshay Kumar is a real hero! He likes to do his stunts all by himself. How brave. For a Jet-Ski scene in 'Singh Is Kinng' he went as far as taking a course and getting a license for jet-skiing. Now that's what I call dedication or just plain skanky.

Was this what all the fuss was about?

U have got to be kidding me. Here's the theatrical trailer for 'Singh Is Kinng' and I don't get why Taran Adarsh called it heart-stopping. It's a load of bull. What was the special thing about it? Is the scene where Katrina screams 'I'm gonna kill u' cuz u know her acting deserves an Oscar right there for that scene...she looks so real throwing her fists around with a dead face. Or is it Akshay's one liner in the end cuz u know that's the most clever line u've heard from Bollywood this decade.

Anyways I'm looking forward to this movie and I'm looking forward to the day I get the chance to smack Taran Adarsh in his fug face.

Heart Stopping my foot

According to Taran Adarsh the theatrical trailer of 'Singh Is Kinng' is heart-stopping. It's filled with Hollywood-style action and one-liners from Akshay. Sounds shiteous to me. These comments from Taran are so random and nottilicous. He just wanted to brag about the fact that he had seen the trailer before any mortal could. What an as*hole!

Fabulousity

Akshay Kumar looked fresh to def on a press meet for 'Singh Is Kinng'. Pink really suits the Khiladi! Kudos to Akki for trying daring stunts (in the wardrobe). Here are the pics showing Akki waving a lot.

The rewrite of a stolen song

This song is reminding me of that other song that Pritam stole for Race. Doesn't it? So now he just rewrites the lyrics and think that people will not notice.

Ehh...no

I really don't know what to say. Seriously, I'm lost for words and that's not in a good way. They shot the video in Chicago. Akshay is currently in the US touring with The Forgettable Unforgettable Tour. What do you think?

Singh, the Egyptian Kinng

The latest from 'Singh is Kinng' is this short music-video for 'Jee Karda'. The video is hot and the song is okay. I just expected a little more for the song. Kat looks fierce as always. Akshay, not so much. I'm just not in to facial hair.

If you're curious about the song with Snoop, you can listen to it here. It's okay, just waiting for the video. Here's another song from the soundtrack. I like it.

You call this a stunt?

Well, I would call it working out. You say slut, I say skank.

Akshay Kumar thought it was neccesary to take on Q1 (Queensland Number One), which is the tallest residential tower in the world. At 322.5 meters (1,058 feet including spire), it has 78 storeys. The 156-storey hike was so motivational for the unit that actress Neha Dhupia, took up the challenge and stalked him through the hike.

"Yes, it's true! When Akshay started, I knew I had to do as well! It was a mind over matter situation for me. And since SINGH IS KINNG is about positive attitude, I gave it a shot and was extremely impressed with myself! I did it in less than 30 minutes without cheating!" she laughed. I think she's lying, cause I wouldn't have made it up and down within 30 minutes. She probably took the elevator after the first storey and then hung out at her firends house for 25 minutes. "After the hike, I was dead to the world though. I'd return to my room and crash!" she adds. Yeah, that's what I do every night after a hard day at work. The bitch doesn't know anything about hard work.

Shortly after Neha, it became a practice for some of the other unit members to climb up and down as well. Neha smiles, "Everyone was like, if a girl can do it, why can't we?!" Because they are fat and lazy. But since they don't wanna be sorry-assed fat guys, who can't make it through a work out-session they decided to do as Akshay and Neha. I wonder if anyone had a heartattack after it.

Z-list Hotness

Someone who did manage to look ferosh at the Music release of Singh Is Kinng was none other than z-lister Neha Dhupia. She's plain Fierce. She's probably laughing her ass off at Salman's new hairstyle. Poor unknowing Salman Khan.

Drunken Bastards

OMG OMG OMG! Sallu's new hairstyle is the SHIT! All the boys need to take note and get haircuts that looks like some bird with diarrhea flew over ur head an laid a dump. This dwarf is so Fug it's not even funny! WTF is Katrina doing with him? She needs to go see a shrink to find out why she is dating a shrinking guy. Get it...?...Shrink...shrinkin Sallu???

Beard needed

Akshay Kumar's beard, or the lack of it, seems to be causing a lot of controversy these days, especially among the sikh community. The sikhs claim that Akki is a role model and his trimmed beard in 'Singh Is Kinng' might cause a shaving epidemic among the young sikh boys. The first promo pic form the movie feautered an Akki totally shaven but the producers quickly realized their mistake and Mr Khiladi had to grow a stubble. Appearantly it's not enough. Now Akshay Listen to me! Grow that beard out now!

Katness

I didn't know Neha Dhupia is in 'Singh Is Kinng'! She's looking hot. Katrina better watch out. The stills from the movie are kind of blah but the girls look hottilicious! Work it!

Singh is Shit

So the first music video from 'Sing is Kinng' has been released. What the buttface is up with this? Is this the music of this highly anticipated movie? The video looks like they used the 'Mauja hi Mauja' set and made it more fug. I hope the Snoop track is better than this one. Sucks to be Akshay these days. Or maybe it doesn't suck since we all know that this movie will be the shit of the year and I'll probably be the first one watching it. Sucks to be me.

Note: Kat looks hot like always.

Snoop is Kinng

So, it was Snoop after all. Joining RDB in this special track for 'Singh is Kinng'

Akki said: "The song is mind-blowing. I made a few friends listen to it and they haven't stopped gushing about it. I am confident that just like the rest of the soundtrack this will go on to become a major chartbuster."

Katrina agrees. "I've heard it and it's outstanding. If I'm right, it's the first real hip-hop song in a Hindi movie. I know that girls are supposed to be an integral part of hip-hop videos, but I don't know whether there will be place for me in this video!" she said.

Will she be in the music video? "It's very male-dominated and I don't want to be a prop. With Akshay and Snoop, it will rock anyway!" she adds.

It'll suck if she isn't in it, but I guess she doesn't wanna get to close to Snoop. He's dirty. Making all those homevideos. Dirty, I tell ya. Katrina's probably afraid that he'll ask her to be in his private video and wants to avoid the uncomfortable situation.

This is just wrong

Reinventing is cool but Akshay Kumar seems to have taken it a bit overboard. Here he is at the press conference for 'Sing is Kinngh'. His beard is disgusting and white. I think he forgot to wax his chest....the waxing has almost become a part of Akki. Maybe he's just channeling his innner hairy sikh...who knoew...whatever it is, the beard needs to go NOW!