B-listed: Tabu

'Janne tu... ya jaane na' had premiere the other day. Loads of old and new celebrities came. Big B, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, the cast ofcourse, Dia Mirza, aunty Vidya, Sonam and Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Tabu, Jackie Shroff and our favortie duckface Rakhi. Some were underdressed and some were overdressed, while other looked like shit. Didn't the get the dress code?

Let's start with the good.

I love Sonam's outfit, it's from Lanvin. Here she is with her papa Anil, looking equally fierce. Just kidding, he's on the okay section. The biker-mustache gotta go.

Then there is Imraan Khan, the star himself. Looking good. Keeping in his pouting lips in for the evening I see. Liking the purple and grey combo.

Big B was looking good at the premiere. Dressing appropriatly for his age. I like the colorful tie, it makes the whole look more interesting. Not a big fan of the Harry Potter glasses, but who cares?

Now, the okay dressed at the premiere.

Imraan's mama (uncle) Aamir Khan was a bit overdressed for my taste. That look has a little James Bond over the whole thing. Bald, short and ears sticking out like that, doesn't he look a bit like Gollum?

Now, it wouldn't be a party without Rakhi 'Duckface' Sawant. Here she is looking duckier than ever. She was looking good compared to what she has worn before. You're atleast in the right direction, sweetheart.

Then it's Genelia's turn. Not good, but not great. Compared to Sonam, she looks bland. The dress looks like something a teenager would wear to her trashy prom. Like the color, though.

Dia was underdressed. It's an outfit you would wear to the mall or somthing like that. But it's okay compared to the worst of the bunch.

Same goes for Vidya. She really needs a stylist. A long black shirt with jeans? What were you thinking, hun? But still not the worst.

And finally, the crappiest of them all.

What is wrong with Tabu? She looks like a ghost. A little make-up wouldn't hurt. And the loose black shirt doesn't make you look thin. Even thought it looks like Vidya and Tabu was wearing the same outfit, I passed Vidya cause she was fresh faced.

Juhi was my idol when I was a kid. I loved her, but what is going on with the hair? It looks like a seagull just flew by and took a dump in her hair. Notilicious.

OMG, I used to think Jackie Shroff was hot a long time ago. He looks like a homeless guy in his finest jacket. Cowboy boots are so Jessica Simpson, which means slutty and outdated. He's sweating too.

I saved the worst for last. Surprise, surprise it's Salman Khan. Looking utterly crappy and outdated. Didn't anyone tell you that the 90's are long gone and it's too soon to call it retro. The hair, the earrings and that jacket. I think I'm gonna puke now. Checked jacket? Really? I thought it was a flanel shirt first, had to look twice. Let me guess what the shirt says; "Being hopeless". Let's just pretend that the u is an o.