The Real Queens forming alliances

Here are two of Bollywood's real queens Manisha Koirala and Juhi Chawla shooting a short film in Kashmir. Why does it have to be short? I wanna see these two in a full length movie in a dramatic surrounding like Kashmir...Something in the lines of Dil Se...

Both of them look gorgeous.



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Guilt-trip

I can't be mean to Juhi...she actually did look cute on this event. I love you Juhi and I'm sorry for making fun of your current status...

Girlfriend is a mess

Juhi! Listen to me and try to learn something from Manisha Koirala. Loose some weight and you'll be on the hot-list in no time! I can't bare to see you looking like a hot aunty-mess at public events. It hurts my eyes. Act like the queen you once were!

Posting a poster...

Here is the poster from one of my most awaited movies Luck By Chance.

Luck By Chance

Here's something I didn't expect! A funny new trailer featuring a weird ensemble of stars. Juhi Chawla hads finally landed a role that looks promising. Hrithik is really funny and the rest are awesome! Enjoy!

So Wrong!

There's something seriously wrong with these two ladies but I can't wuite put my finger on it. It's sad to see the once queen-like Juhi Chawla standing next to today's slut Celina Jaitley. Wo wrong in so many ways.

Bobby joins the gay-fest

Bobby Deol has a special appearance in Dostana and here is the first picture of his look in the movie. I don't get what 'look' people are talking about since he's looking like he always does. I tired mess with shopping-bags under his eyes. I'm getting a 'Deewana Mastana' flashback (remember that movie when Anil Kapoor and Govinda are fighting over Juhi Chawla and Salman Khan gets her in the end?). Anygay...the movie is released on the 14th november. I'm pretty sure it won't live up to the expectations (no, I don't know which expectations). I will watch the movie since it feature my current fav Priyanka 'Black Gums' Chopra!

Sadness

Don't you just miss the 90s? Makes me sad.

Sadness

Some people just don't age gracefully and Juhi Chawla is sadly one of them. I blame her wardrobe and make-up. I mean get your shit together and hire a stylist...a good one...not KJo. The picture is taken from the launch of some lame animated movie called Lord Ram. Seriously...this movie is going to flop hard.

Sadness

Juhi Chawla used to be the original dreamgirl. (Yeah u heard me Heema Malini!) Time has not been kind on Juhi though cuz it's making her look more and more fug by the day. Time is a bitch and I hate it! Juhi needs to make her hair curly again and stop wearing kurtas and lose fitting clothes. She lookes like a trashcan. Anyways I've lost all hope for Juhi. The only thing that can revive her career is a photoshoot in Vogue.

Jaane tu... oh, hell to the no

'Janne tu... ya jaane na' had premiere the other day. Loads of old and new celebrities came. Big B, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, the cast ofcourse, Dia Mirza, aunty Vidya, Sonam and Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Tabu, Jackie Shroff and our favortie duckface Rakhi. Some were underdressed and some were overdressed, while other looked like shit. Didn't the get the dress code?

Let's start with the good.

I love Sonam's outfit, it's from Lanvin. Here she is with her papa Anil, looking equally fierce. Just kidding, he's on the okay section. The biker-mustache gotta go.



Then there is Imraan Khan, the star himself. Looking good. Keeping in his pouting lips in for the evening I see. Liking the purple and grey combo.



Big B was looking good at the premiere. Dressing appropriatly for his age. I like the colorful tie, it makes the whole look more interesting. Not a big fan of the Harry Potter glasses, but who cares?



Now, the okay dressed at the premiere.

Imraan's mama (uncle) Aamir Khan was a bit overdressed for my taste. That look has a little James Bond over the whole thing. Bald, short and ears sticking out like that, doesn't he look a bit like Gollum?



Now, it wouldn't be a party without Rakhi 'Duckface' Sawant. Here she is looking duckier than ever. She was looking good compared to what she has worn before. You're atleast in the right direction, sweetheart.



Then it's Genelia's turn. Not good, but not great. Compared to Sonam, she looks bland. The dress looks like something a teenager would wear to her trashy prom. Like the color, though.



Dia was underdressed. It's an outfit you would wear to the mall or somthing like that. But it's okay compared to the worst of the bunch.



Same goes for Vidya. She really needs a stylist. A long black shirt with jeans? What were you thinking, hun? But still not the worst.



And finally, the crappiest of them all.

What is wrong with Tabu? She looks like a ghost. A little make-up wouldn't hurt. And the loose black shirt doesn't make you look thin. Even thought it looks like Vidya and Tabu was wearing the same outfit, I passed Vidya cause she was fresh faced.



Juhi was my idol when I was a kid. I loved her, but what is going on with the hair? It looks like a seagull just flew by and took a dump in her hair. Notilicious.



OMG, I used to think Jackie Shroff was hot a long time ago. He looks like a homeless guy in his finest jacket. Cowboy boots are so Jessica Simpson, which means slutty and outdated. He's sweating too.



I saved the worst for last. Surprise, surprise it's Salman Khan. Looking utterly crappy and outdated. Didn't anyone tell you that the 90's are long gone and it's too soon to call it retro. The hair, the earrings and that jacket. I think I'm gonna puke now. Checked jacket? Really? I thought it was a flanel shirt first, had to look twice. Let me guess what the shirt says; "Being hopeless". Let's just pretend that the u is an o.

Juhi is a carpet

Juhi Chawla is such a cutie-pie....You just wanna squeeze her cheeks or something (Yeah that sounded weird to me to.) . Anyways she just denied the rumors that there was any cat-fights going on between SRK and Big B.

'Both are very talented actors and are full of energy with a great deal of respect for each other. I don`t know from where all these rumours surfaced as I didn`t find anything of that sort during the shooting of Bhoothnath', says Juhi.

She's living in a dream world. I think she is repressing all the problems in the world out of her head. I hate to be the one to say it but you need to wake up honey. These bitches (SRK and Big B) will never get along.

Young and Old

Ravi Chopra, you know the guy who produced 'Bhoothnath', is planning his next venture and is currently in talks with Big B and Kid S (This will be the new nickname for Shahid) for starring in the movie. Nothing is finalized yet but the film will be titled 'Pocketmaar'. What the fartbutt is up with that title?

In other news...I saw Bhoothnath this weekend and I must say it was a pleasant surprise. So cute with all the fat kids and fat grown-ups. Juhi Chawla is so cute and has an amazing singing voice!

Desperate for work

Don't ask me why...but Juhi Chawla will be in the Shahid-Vidya starrer 'Kismat Connection'. Don't ask me why...but she will be dressed like a tranny-hippie. I still love u Juhi and I condemn Bollywood for not giving u good roles. Juhi is a queen!

Smelly

It breaks my heart to post this but what can u do. Juhi Chawla was one of the reigning queens in the 90s but nowadays she's kind of b-listed. Anyway's, some pics of her from a Bhoothnaath press conference just caught my eye. Her nose looks like it has had some work done on it. U know how there is something about Juhi's face these days that makes her look really different from what she did in the 90s? I'm thinking it's the nose. Sadilicious.

Chripy Chawla Speaks

The one and only Juhi Chawla recenly did an interview with...I don't know who. Here are some interesting parts of the interview:

They had screen tested me for the part of Draupadi for Mahabharat You mentioned in the Press conference that you have worked once with B.R Chopra before. Can you clarify that a bit?
(Laughs) Yeah. This is going back to my Miss India title. After winning the title, I got an offer from B.R Chopra saab to work in their tele series Mahabharat. In fact, they screen tested me for the part of Draupadi. I was selected too but at the same time, I got another offer to work in Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak which happened to be my debut film. So I had to choose between the two. What happened next, everyone knows.

Why don't we see you along with SRK in all the IPL matches? You both are owners of the Kolkata Knight Riders and you should be attending.
I am so busy with my two kids that I just cannot leave them. But it's Jai, my husband, and SRK who have the control over what's going on in the IPL. I hope that Kolkata Knight Riders win the tournament. Do you know, I am not even following the matches? Such is my halat. Shah Rukh is such an excellent marketing guy that right from the special music video for our team to the clothes they wear, he wants everything in the right place. No compromises there for him. But I have attended couple of matches with him. Let me get back to India and I'll have a think about it again.

Shah Rukh is such an excellent marketing guy. He wants everything in the right place. No compromises there for him This is the first time you have sung a song in the film. How was the experience?
Now that's been the highlight of today's event. Pehle nachvaenge aur ab gavaenge (laughs). I have trained myself as a classical vocalist and when I was given a chance to sing, I did. The song is called 'Jaane Do' which is a slow number. You will soon find out after seeing the film whether I've got my career in singing or acting (laughs).

Scary

The first review of Bhoothnath is finally in and guess what...it got 4 out of 5 stars! I'm sure u all agree with me on the fact that it's fierce to see Juhi-SRK together again! They were always so funny in the 90s. I miss the 90s.

The movie is basically about a fat kid who becomes friends with a wrinkled ghost played by Amitabh Bachan. I feel sorry for the kid being fat but he's pretty lucky considering he has Juhi and SRK as his parents. Anyways...go watch the movie if u want to see Juhi's career climbing up from the gutter.

Note: the review is up at indiafm.com

Cheeseburger anyone?

Juhi Chawla went to McDonalds thinking she was going to grab a bite of a Big Mac. Little did she know that she would be posing with a bunch of annoying kids and a very scary looking clown. What can u do? Poor thing.

Why does she always insist on wearing a kurta all the time???? Juhi listen to me adn stop wearing hideous clothes! Hire a stylist and you wont have to sign crappy movies like 'My brother Nikhil' ever again!

Chripy Chawla Singing!

And she's good at it! Oh...how I miss the 90s *sheds a tear*

http://indyarocks.com/videos/Song-Promo-Chalo-Jaane-Do-featuring-Juhi-Chawla-101417

Trends

Wow! I never knew Juhi Chawla was so ahead of her time when it came to fashion...She's actually so far ahead that the peacock hat still isn't trendy.

The caps are from some Tv-miniseries called 'Bahadur Shah Zafar' from 1986. Our Juhi was only 19 yrs old. How cute.