Saturday, June 28, 2008
Just a reminder
Separated At Birth
Working 9 to 5 at the Falafel House
I don't know who she is, but this might be the reason to that. Is she supposed to be famous? For all I know she works at the Falafel House and that doesn't make you famous. If it would then I would be a lot more famous than her, cause I used to work for the international restaurant McDonalds. Now that's a big franchise, bigger than Falafel House. Her name is Kim Sharma and she's wearing a horrible pink top and matching shoes. Here's a couple of pics of her arriving to her new job and taking your order.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Z-list Hotness
Drunken Bastards
Put Ur Best Fake Smile On
Preeto going Artsy
Preity Zinta has been gone from the spotlight a few days but she just re-entered my radar. She's appearently in Deepa Mehta's new film 'Heaven on Earth'. I didn't even know she was in it. Let's just hope that this movie is not dirty like all the other indian art films. I hope my parents allow me to watch it. Anyways Preity looks yummy in traditional clothes.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Denise is Kambakkht (Ishq)
The producer Sajid Nadiadwala is trying to make it the first Hindi movie with the most number of A-list Hollywood stars. Now I wouldn't call Denise Richards A-list, she was but not anymore. You know when a celebrity is tumbling down the list, when they get their own reality show. Shilpa Shetty should get one, her career is indifferent and she's much more interesting than Denise.
The film in which Akshay Kumar is playing a Hollywood stunt man will be having the edge of the seat thrilling action scenes and has the hot Kareena Kapoor playing Akshay's love interest.
Kareena on Verve
Spotted: a new trend?
Katrina was wearing something futuristic at her preformance at the IIFA awards this year (2008). Then I saw Melody (no not her, the one to the right) from the Pussycat Dolls wearing a top in the same style. OMG, better go to the local rave-store and buy me some futuristic outfits now!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
In Case U Missed It
The BET awards 2008 took place in L.A. yesterday and the show-stealer of the evening was definetely Ciara. Ciara joined Chris Brown in his performance and danced her way in to my heart. Awwww. Rihanna must've been shitting her pants watching CiCi on stage with her man. Enjoy the hottilicious performance below. Skip to the part where Ciara joins the stage.
Hotness To The Max
I apologize for the lack of Madhuri posts but I'm sure these pics will make it worth the patience. All I can say is HOTTILICIOUS! There will never be another queen like Madz ever again! Makes me wanna cry.
Black Gums
So 'Shiteous story 2050' is being released this week. Are u looking forward to it?
Seriously, who am I kidding?
Priyanka seems to be enjoying her anorexia days a lot. The black gums come out on the happiest occasions u know. On a more serious note...she needs to get her gums done and I have just the solution: She can just paint some red lipstick on her gums and she'll be fierce.
In need for some sleep and tweezers
Imran Khan needs to take a rest. No seriously he does. Poor boy looked whorendeous at Hard Rock Cafe the other day. WTF was he doing there anyway. His eyebrows probably scared all the other guests away. Those sexy-ass brows are not to messed with though.
NOTE: Like the chin. The ass-chin is the next black. I'm telling ya'll!
Borrowing Weaves
Kareena Kapoor may have left Shahid Kapoor a long time ago but she sure left her marks on Shahid. She forgot her weave and her gay glove. Shahid Kapoor was reportedly extatic when he realized that he had lost the hottie Kareena but gained some sexy accessories in exchange. He wore Kareena's left-overs to some promo event for 'Kismat Konnection'.
Looking cute Shahid! Work that manly weave!
Rock On
OMG, she wore the same dress
It's a catastrophe... How dare she! Now, let's cool down a bit here.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Watching her dance gives me seizures
Squeezing every moment of her victory in 'Yeh Hai Jalwa'. Rakhi threw a party (again) to celebrate her win. Here she is doing what she does best, in my opinion, sitting and looking pretty. Well, maybe not the last bit, but sitting. She brought the kiddies with her and with that I mean the kids that did all the work in the competition, while she barley moved. You guys have such dirty minds. Should they be partying, the kids? I know Lindsay had an early start, but they are way too young.
Rakhi also did some "dancing". You know, when she makes a move her and makes a move there. She calls it dancing, I call it stumbling around.
Definitely not a dirty crack-ho
Ummm... This is far from a ho down and Amy Winehouse. Don't know what to say. Enjoy?
Sexy vegetarian
Among the Asian females Hema Malini, Kareena Kapoor, Mahima Chaudhry and Vidya Balan (aunty-ji) were considered. But they hat to sit this one out at the loser-table, cause it was Hong Kong's singer-actress Faye Wong who was voted as Asia's sexiest vegetarian female. Sucka.
Monday, June 23, 2008
The fashion police is gonna lock you up
Just watch how the fashion police behind her is about to bust her for wearing that horrendous top. My tip to the him: "Walk slowly towards her and don't make any sudden moves, because that might scare her and she'll just run off." He's a bit late though, which is understandable cause it has been really difficult getting through the crowds of fashion no-no's in Bollywood lately.
Is she the Indian version of Madonna?
Let me just walk you through this video and give my toughts. First: who the hell is Sherlyn Chopra? And is that is her singing? If it is her, I would rather buy my album than hers. That doesn't mean that I can sing. When I sing, it sounds like I'm strangling a cat but her voice is like strangling the whole zoo. At the same time.
Gotta give props to Sharon, who was handling the hair & make-up. She made Sherlyn look trannylicious, with emphasizing the forehead with glitter and rhinestones.
This question to Remo D'Souza, the director: What is up with the cowboy hat? You're not in Texas or in 1999 haning with Destiny's Child. You're not Peter André or Jessica Alba starring in Sin City.
Then there is the scene with plastic snow and the guy with a leaf blower. Really hot. Notice how everyone doesn't care. There is a chick in slutty outfits in front of them, and they seem indifferent.
The guy showing Sherlyn how to do the sexy posing on the chair works it way better than her. Work it. She can barely do the moves.
After that we get to the scene where she crawls around in chili con carne. It seems like the dude just poured his left-overs from last nights dinner on her. And then she brings a friend. Notice still who everybody doesn't seem to care.
The last scene looks a lot like Britney Spears' "I'm a slave for u". It's not the first time she does something that Britney has done before. What's up with the cut up wifebeater on the guy? Showing off his pecs, but hiding his flabby abs. Good thinking, I should try that.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Skanky Baby Shower
This Bitch is Busy
Priyanka Chopra is on a roll these days...she has one million (almost) movies lined up right now with hot-ass producers and directors and co-stars. Pri is the hotness and I wish her all the hits in the world! Here are the films lined up:
1. Fashion (Dir: Madhur Bhandarkar)After Corporate, Bhandarkar has chosen to expose the dark side of the fashion industry, with Priyanka as his lead character. She's accompanied by accomplished actress Kangana Ranaut and the two have reportedly hit it off very well. If Madhur's past leading ladies are anything to go by, expect wonders from Priyanka this time around.
2. Love Story 2050 (Dir: Harry Baweja)With boyfriend and debutant Harman Baweja, Priyanka is set to take on Mumbai in the year 2050 with Bollywood's latest sci-fi flick. The film is said to boast of the greatest special effects Indian cinema has ever seen, so sit tight and get ready for the ride. Priyanka has also taken a major risk here, with red hair in the film--and she pulls it off quite well!
3. Drona (Dir: Goldie Behl)Yet again, she does something drastically different as she plays bodyguard to Abhishek Bachchan in this Indian superhero flick. Reportedly the film is a fantasy film like never seen before and Priyanka has performed some daring stunts in it. After Don, it will be very exciting to see her attempting action once again.
4. Chamku (Dir: Kabeer Kaushik)This one hasn't been promoted much, but it co-stars Bobby Deol who Priyanka has worked with earlier. It's another crime drama and from the looks of it one can't be sure if Priyanka has much to do in the film, but let's hope so!
5. Dostana (Dir: Tarun Mansukhani)Produced by Karan Johar's Dharma Productions, this youth-centric romantic comedy looks like it'll be the fresh film of the year. Aiming for a year-end release, it co-stars Abhishek Bachchan once again along with John Abraham, whom Priyanka shared fantastic chemistry with in Karm. She's clarified time and time again, she wears beach wear in this but "not a bikini!" Take note, media!
6. What's Your Rashee? (Dir: Ashutosh Gowariker)He recently directed Jodhaa Akbar which is one of the most acclaimed and highest grossing films of this year, but this time Ashutosh Gowariker has decided to tackle a comedy. Apparently it is based on a Gujarati novel of the same name and once again she's paired with Harman Baweja.
7. Kaminey (Dir: Vishal Bhardwaj)She really has hit the jackpot. Even after so many great films coming up, Priyanka recently bagged Vishal Bhardwaj's next venture. Here, she finds herself starring with a new co-star--Shahid Kapur! Nothing has been revealed except that it is a romantic comedy with great characters.
8. Rajniti (Dir: Prakash Jha)Though it's not finalized, Priyanka has confirmed that she has been offered Prakash Jha's take on politics and the Mahabaarat and is hoping to do the film. However, she is yet to sign on the dotted line. If and when she does sign the project, we will get to see her with Ranbir Kapoor who plays the lead role.
Source: BollySpice.com